Fataki (50) likikatongoza katoto kadogo lilikokanunua simu juzi juzi (Blackberry) - kanasoma shule moja (jina kapuni) kidato cha kwanza (15)
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Fataki: I bought you an expensive...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much of his free time in the local bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The...
A certain little girl was so innocent to pray this way
"Dear God, this winter please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone&shelter to the homeless men mum houses...
To: The Personnel manager
RE: Replacement of the dead manager
I refer to the recent death of the manager at your company and wish to
apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each time I...
Don't Trust Rich People - No Matter How Nice They Seem
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his...
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of...
A certain little girl was so innocent to pray this way
"Dear God, this winter please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone & shelter to the homeless men mum...
THIS IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN DAR ES SALAAM! . ' CHAGGA MIND' - A CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks for the loan officer. He tells...
Sera ya kilimo kwanza yashindikana Tanzania kutokana na imani za kishirikina:
Maeneo yanayo lalamikiwa zaidi ni Tanga na sumbawanga, Serekali yapoteza mabilioni ya fedha na kupata bidhaa...
The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one Sunday Morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven "Which part of your body goes first?"
Suzie raised her hand...
Siku ya fainali za kombe la dunia nilikuwa na rafiki yangu mmoja ambaye huko nyuma alikuwa ni mmoja wa maofisa katika serikali ya Bush. Kwa sasa hivi anahanja tu kama mimi na wewe akijitahidi...
It was palm sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked...
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to
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VOTE.
You dirty mind, Elections are near,
but I...
Mgonjwa mmoja mahututi alikuwa
hawezi kuongea na kuwekewa oxgen.
Akawa anaombewa na Mchungaji.
Akiwa anaombewa, yule mgonjwa
akachukua kalamu na karatasi,
Akaandika na akampa yule...