JF Chit-Chats

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Thought for the Night: When a bird is alive... it eats Ants. When the bird is dead... Ants eat the bird! So... Time & Circumstances can change at any time... Don't devalue or hurt anyone in...
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Mimi napenda kula......, wewe unapendaga nini? Tueleze banaaa
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Mara baada ya taarufa ya Habari,TBC watarusha walsha ya Kuchangia CCM katika ukumbi wa AICC Arusha,Wabunge na Wazari waliopo na wastaafu Mbalimbali watakuwepo... Usikose kuitazama TBC...
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Wanafunzi watano wa chuo kikuu kimoja hapa nchini walikuwa wanatakiwa wafanye mtihani siku inayofuata. Wale wanafunzi walikunywa pombe mpaka saa kumi za usiku,asubuhi ya siku ya mtihani kila mmoja...
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Unajivunia nini kuwa mtanzania? Je ungozi uliopo madarakani umenufaika nao vp? Umejifunza nini mpaka sasa katika kuhakikisha kura yako ya baadae haipotei?
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then you see what the other person has ordered. You then regret and wish you had ordered that..
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Two men, sentenced to die on the same day, were led down to the room where the electric chair was. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final...
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Kama mitandao yote ya kijamii ndio wale jamaa wa namba 666, manake wote mtakaochungulia hii sred ni memba wa...
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are beautful.
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife: "You know i was fool when i married you." She replied: "Yes dear, but i was in love and didnt notice"..
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Unatumiwa "Tafadhali nipigie" ndio unakauka na cm unazima kabisa......! au nilikutumia "tafahali nichunie"?
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Sayansi na Teknolojia imepelekea kharamu kuwa halali: Angalia wazinifu kuitwa wapenzi. Kamari kuitwa Bahati Nasibu. Mganga kuitwa Fundi. Anaetembea uchi kuitwa Mrembo. Mfiraji kuitwa...
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Ni jambo la kumshukuru Mwenyez Mungu kwani dada yangu na mwana jf mwenzetu FLORA MSOFFE amejifungua mtoto wa kike leo sa 7 mchana katika hosp. Ya KCMC, tusherekee kwa pamoja.
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Habari wanajf Uko wapi wewe sasa na unafanya nini?
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The bride upon her engagement, went to her mother and said: "I have found a man like father". Her mom replied: "So what do you want from me.. sympathy?"
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Aisee! Mimi hii kitu inanikera sana. Hivi ni kwa nini watu wanakuwa na GUBU. Ni jambo la kuzaliwa nalo au wanajiendekeza tu? Mtu ukimfanyia kosa ataseeema jambo hilo hilo usiku na mchana mpaka...
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Two men in story. ** First man: My wife is so beautful, she is an Angel.. Second man: You are lucky, mine's stil alive.
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A woman asked her fellow woman: Are'nt you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? She replied: Yes, i am. I married the wrong man.
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Habari wadada? Hii ni maalum kwa wadada wote mliowahi kusoma boarding, miaka ile nikiwa secondary niliwahi kusikia kuwa imewahi kutokea kwa shule kadhaa kwa wadada kuugua ugonjwa wa "kucheka...
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hawa wadada walioko FNL wana wazazi kweli? wanakera na nyie waandaji mjipange mnatangaza biashara? Hebu kaone haka kanachojifanya amber rose akijichekecha kidogo tu lazma watu tuone UA...
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