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Oya bongo kuna vyuo vingi kwa level ya degree, lakini je ni chuo kipi huwezi kupendekeza mdogo wako eande akasome hapo? Sababu ni nini,?
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Mzuqa wanajf, Nilikuwa nashuka kwenye kituo changu mlango wa nyuma. Licha ya kubonyeza kengele mlango bado ulikuwa haufunguki ila wa kati ulifunguka. Nikapiga kelele kwa lafudhi kali ya Arusha...
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Hello!! Niaje wadau... kama kichwa cha habari kinavyosema... unamiliki usafiri gani kama huna usafiri tuambie ndoto zako za usafiri gani unaotaka kumiliki ukipata mshiko... nikianza na mimi...
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Hawa vijana wataweza, Kuanticipate outcomes za wagonjwa na kuto improvise accordingly.
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RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S HUSBAND; 1. Never take photos with him. 2. If you called and he hangs up, don't call him back, the wife is around. 3. Don't text him love messages. 4. Satan...
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Mashirika ya kimataifa yanapiga pesa ndefu..... Asasi za kiraia nchini "zinapiga pesa ndefu".... Wote hao wanapinga watanzania wenzetu kuitwa wakazi wa Ngorongoro bali wanataka waitwe...
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Kwa wale waliosoma Mihayo Primary school na kumaliza mwaka 1974 Tabora hebu tukumbushe ni kitu gani kilichokufurahisha sana au kukuchukiza kipindi kile.
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Wakuu habari, Em fikiria mko katika shule fulani ivi mkiwa mnajiandaa na mtihani kama testi kesho asubuhi saa 12 asubuhi, wewe na rafiki zako wa wili jumla mko watatu usiku mkapanga kutoroka...
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Mwifwa, njoo unisaidie. Eti hii ni Nini anayoifanya Baba Swalehe ?
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Nina rafiki ambaye ni mpenda sifa mimi mtu mwenye sifa siwezani nae naweza kaa nae mnapiga story za kawaida tu ila ataanza jisifia hapo mara yeye hivi mara vile ni kero for sure Mimi sipendi...
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1. Kutembea na toothpick baada ya kutoka kula na kuchokoa meno hadharani. 2. Kuruka foleni (jumping queue) 3. Kuficha nyaraka ili uonekane mjuaji Uzi tayari
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Wakuu sasa nimerudi mjini kutoka kijiji Mbeya, hapa nina ideas kama 10 zikupiga hela za Watanzania kihalali bila kutumia nguvu. Huku soko langu kubwa likiwa: 1. Wazee wanaoogopa kufa 2. Wamama...
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Wakati wa kununua ng'ombe, usinunue kijijini kwako. Kwa sababu siku moja ng’ombe akienda mtoni kutafuta maji au kunywa maji, na mwenye ng’ombe wa zamani aliyekuuzia akimuona anaweza kumuelekeza...
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Ni Mzee ambaye pamoja na kuwa ni mwana Yanga SC na Mimi kuwa mwana Simba SC ila huwa ananichekesha mno.
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Daah! jela bana.. Sitasema kosa langu ila Mamndenyi analijua.. na hata sema.. Nafili maugwadu ugwadu.. Jembe langu Erickb52 unanipoza na nani kati ya Chocs au Kipipi?.. Kule kwenye seva...
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Wana CC, Hope mko vyema.. najiingiza hapa nikiwa murua kabisa! Nahitaji kufanya mahojiano ya wazi na wadada wafuatao, Smile, Heaven on earth na Mrembo by Nature.. Kama mpo tayari naombeni...
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Tutafute pesa sana, jirani yangu kanunua TV mpya alafu ananiuliza kama nahitaji box?.
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Kila unachofanya unakuwa bored afu wimbo wa Damian Marley Jr na Bruno Mars liquor store unajirudia kichwani. I'll take one shot for my pain One drag for my sorrow Get messed up today I'll be ok...
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Leo ni friendship day Nani rafiki yako kindaki ndaki
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