JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kutokana na malalamiko mengi leo pale kanisani, nimelazimika kutoa ushahidi wa talaka 3 nilizompa mtajwa hapo juu. Ndoa yangu na Lady doctor ni Jumamosi ijayo imeahirishwa kama uchaguzi wa...
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Watu wazima tuwe na mipaka ya kula vitu visivyo lazima:- Baba baada ya kumaliza kuchinja Mbuzi akaenda kuchoma pumbu za mbuzi jikoni.Mara Mbwa akachukua pumbu. Watoto kwa sauti kubwa: Baba, Mbwa...
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Taja jina moja tu ili mwisho wa siku tuige mfano wake kwa mada nzuri za kuelimisha na kunurudisha mimi naanza na bwa 'nchuchu (according to me)
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Habari wana cc, Naomba tuanze weekend kwa kukumbuka zamani kidogo 1. Hallo Helena Lile Beberu Bora Chinja Na Ondoa Figo Nene, Nani Mgogo Aliyesimama Pale Serengeti Club Arudi Kwao Canada 2...
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Hellow wana-chitchat,kama una rafiki humu, adui, mpenzi, mume, mke, ndugu, ex, mzazi...dedicate wimbo kwake. Me naanza na wana chitchat wote, nadedicate inde moni ya bongo man!
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Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions: 1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?" Ans: no, I’m picking beans. 2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling...
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Baada ya harusi wakiingia chumbani itakuwa hivi: Mwita Maranya: "we mwaJ vua nikurare" akishavua Mwita Maranya: "weka mguu pande" mwaJ anaweka shughuli inaanza,vikinoga bi harusi...
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Foleni ya kufa mtu kila afande ninaye kutana naye kanuna, kila mtu anakimbia Obama akute kashafika kibarua. majanga..mbona majanga?. mia
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ShaHawa nazo ni Mbegu japokuwa hazitumi kwenye kilimO.. :) :D
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Hata Taa nayo ina Washwa ila huwezi kuikunaA..!! Hahaha :) :D
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Kama ndio "wake zetu" wa humu Chit Chat wangekuwa kama huyu dada, kila siku tungekuwa tunashinda hospitali kuuguza majeraha na zaidi mochwari kungezidiwa........
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Natamani hawa ma-almaarufu wa jf mmu wa-date ,Moneystuna aje na ma-iphone 5 yake,i-pad na i-pod..unyunyu wa kilo 2, na designer suit yake ya singo batan, huku Lara 1 akizishusha lite beer zake...
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Jamani majangaaaa, yamenikuta mie binti Kizuka Shoga kaniletea janga mchana kweupe peee -Eti ku Do ni Do mie, mimba apate yeye -Mnazi nipande mie, nazi aangue yeye -Urojo nipike mie, kufaidi...
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Eti Obama atafika kwao saa ngapi?
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hatimaye Dar inarudi katika asili yake, Obama akirud ghafla atahis amepelekwa sehem nyingine, hatoamini huo uchafu, folen, wamachinga, harufu, umeme umekatika, maji hamna, mgomo wa waalim na...
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Leo majira ya saa nne asbh {4} Barabara za magogoni kupitia ocean road,ally hasan mwinyi,driven in mpk ambasador of united states of duniani na kawawa mpk Tandale kupitia shekilango road na...
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Bw:Barack Bin Hussein OBama pamoja na mama watoto wako,njooni Lindi nimeandaa ming'oko na Chikandanga,mje nyumbani ukitoka kukagua mitambo ya mjukuu wa Rishmond "VV"
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Baadhi ya wa mama wamepata vitenge,machinga wamevunjiwa vibanda vyao,baadhi ya maofisa wamepata chochote katika tenda mBalimbali. Mimi niliacha kwenda mjini,ni metii amri ya waziri membe. "VV"
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Hello guys, this is an introductory note from Mrs Bishanga. I love you all is all i can say for now. Collaboratively will make CCs a better place for everyone. Just take me as I am. Thanks.
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