##Sio kila msichana ukimuona anatembea huku kajibinua wanaume
tulalamike kuwa anatega maksudi...
Wengine unakuta wana JIPU.....si
unajua jinsi jipu linavyouma eeeeh basi
inabidi ajibinue ili...
ama kweli wewe Lady doctor ni toto ya mujini yaani kitanzi kimekukwepa??? lol sina hamu na Baba V na timu yake
embu sikia anavyo sema:tape::tape::tape: link hapo chini kwenye ''L''
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Habari za asubuhi wapendwa?
Na mtanguliza mungu kwa kumshkuru kunipa pumzi mpaka mudaa huu nao toa salam kwenu
Sina budi kuwatakia weekend njema
*natafuta mchumba*
An airplane is flying over the United States at night.
The pilot says:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out."
A little later, the pilot...
Boss mmoja katangaza nafasi za ajira kwa kazi ya secretary. mabinti kibao wame-apply na muda wa interview umefika
boss: mwanamke ana lips sehemu mbili,hebu nambieni tofauti ya lips hizo
binti 1...
HIVI BADO KINA MAYASA WOMO HUMU...UNAKUTA DADA KAJIREMBA KAWEKA DOTI LA WANJA KATIKATI YA KOPE ZA MACHO,KAPIGA GAUNI LA MARINDA MARINDA VIATU VYA KOKONKO NA MKANDA WA KIPEPEO JUU KACHANA AFRO...
Habari zenu wanajamvi wenzangu humu mjengoni
Nimekaa nimetafakari, nimejiuliza na kujijibu mwenyewe ila nimeshindwa kupata jibu
litakaloniwezesha kukidhi haja ya moyo wangu. Niliyoyaona humu...
Who would you say is the DUMBEST among the following Nigerian tribes men?
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi......
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner...
habari za asubuhi wana jf wote?! nchini kenya imeripotiwa mama mmoja ameichoma moto nyumba aliyokuwa akiishi akiwa na watoto wake ndani kwa sababu ya kuachwa na mume wake,mama amesema aliamua...
ZIFUATAZO NI ADHABU
ZITOLEWAZO KWA UVUNJAJI WA
SHERIA ZA CHAMA CHA WANYWAJI
POMBE: 1. Kosa la kumtoroka mlevi
mwenzako kwenye Bar Jela
miezi tisa.
2. Kuacha kunywa pombe na
fedha unazo ...
Jamani, kwa wale jamaa zangu ambao huwa hawapitwi na kitu machoni kuweni makini, soma hii
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me some condoms...
Denti kakaa kwenye dala dala anaandika sms kwenye simu yake, huku kashika kibegi chake cha shule.
Mzee mmoja pembeni akawa anakomaa kuangalia dogo anaandika nini, macho yanamuwasha kwa UMBEA...