Jamaa kaamka asubuhi sana Jumamosi, mvua inanyesha kang'ang'ania kuwa anaenda ofisini. Kawasha gari yake, kufika njiani hali ilikuwa mbaya kaamua kurudi. Kafika home kavua nguo kaingia tena...
Mhindi akinistress basi huingia JF. Kuna list ya watu ambao huwa nayapitia maandishi yao ili kidogo kunifurahisha na kunifanya nirudi duniani. Miongoni mwa watu hao ni huyu bujibuji.
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Binti; Hi Babes
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Binti: Mbona...
Tulikuwa bar moja jana mlinzi kaingia spidi, akamwambia jamaa mmoja aliyekaa kaunta, Mlinzi: Mzee gari lako limeibiwa Mzee: Umemtambua aliyeiba? Mlinzi: Hapana lakini nimeandika namba za gari hizi...
Ukitaka kujua mwanamke sio ndugu yako soma hii hapa upate undani. Jamaa karudi toka job mpole!
MKE: vipi leo mbona mapema na mpole?
MUME: ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote wamekufa,
MKE: ilikuwaje...
Baba akimuuliza chemsha bongo mwanae anayesoma shule ya chekechea "haya niambie kitu gani hakiwezi kuliwa wakati wa breakfast?" Mtoto akajibu "hiyo mbona rahisi baba, si lunch na dinner"
Jamaa alikuwa anapita nje ya wodi ya vichaa akasikia mtu anasema, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13,….. akaamua kuchungulia kwenye kitundu alichokiona ajue kuna nini, ile kuchungulia tu akamwagiwa mchanga wa...
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