While visiting England , Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent...
A woman is sitting in bed reading a book waiting to go to sleep when her husband walks in with a sheep under his arm.
He looks at his wife and he says,
"Honey this is the cow I make love to when...
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought...
When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the army.
At the induction physical, the medical doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room...
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do
You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we...
A drill Sergent was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up...
This is crazy, but it's true
How smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind and you
will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you
can outsmart your foot...
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A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her: "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you."
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She...
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when...
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples.
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...