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M'bibi abakwa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Bibi mmoja alibakwa wakati
    wa kesi mambo yakawa hivi:
    JUDGE:"Bibi hebu elezea mahakama
    kilichotokea usiku uiobakwa"
    NYANYA:"Nilikuwa nimelala chumbani
    mwangu,mara mlango ukavunjwa na
    akaingia yule kijana pale aliyesimama
    kizimbani"
    JUDGE:"Endelea bibi"
    NYANYA:"Si ndio akanivua nguo zote
    kisha akanipandia"
    JUDGE:"Enhe..."
    NYANYA:"Alafu tukaanza
    mchezo.....alidhani mie ***** sijui
    mambo,nilimkomesha hadi akatokwa
    na machozi..!"
    JUDGE:"Salalaaa! Tobaa!....sa
    kilichokuleta hapa mahakamani ni
    nini?"
    NYANYA:"Nataka anirekebishie mlango
    wangu aliouvunja tu! Na siku nyingine
    akija aje mapema na agonge mlango kistaarabu"
     
  2. kijembeee

    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    ningemuweka vibao huyo bibi adi angekua kijana
     
  3. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Bila shaka huyu bibi enzi za ukijana wake alikuwa mwana-uwanja wa fisi au pale buguruni
     
  4. Hmaster

    Hmaster JF-Expert Member

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    Nani ana namba ya huyu bibi maana kwa namna alivyojieleza amenilazimisha nimtafute.
     
  5. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    bofya 0794k765645
     
  6. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh tehh!
     
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