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Vituko mahakamani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ambassador, Jan 21, 2010.

  1. Ambassador

    Ambassador JF-Expert Member

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    Mahakamani. Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kumbaka bibi kizee wa watu.
    Hakimu: Bibi, hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea.
    Bibi Kizee: Nimelala nyumbani kwangu usiku wa manane. Mlango unavunjiliwa mbali na anaingia huyu kijana, aliyesimama pale.
    Hakimu: Endelea, Bibi.
    Bibi Kizee: Si, akanivua nguo zote na kunipanda.
    Hakimu: Enhee!
    Bibi Kizee: Akawa anakata kushoto, mimi kulia. Alidhani mimi siyawezi!
    Hakimu: Enhee!
    Bibi Kizee: Kila akikata, na mimi najibu!
    Hakimu: Sasa tatizo lililokuleta hapa mahakamani ni nini?
    Bibi Kizee: Atengeneze ule mlango aliouvunja!
     
  2. drphone

    drphone JF-Expert Member

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    ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  3. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    Kaaazi kweli kweli!
     
  4. The Boss

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    Haa haa haa.
     
  5. Lukolo

    Lukolo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha, Ambassador!!! hujatulia weweee! ngoja upate laana kwanza!
     
  6. Sipo

    Sipo JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!! LoL!!! hahahahahah usingizi na kicheko raha sana
     
  7. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    BB kizee kabakwa nyie mnacheka?joke
     
  8. Ambassador

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    Boss ulipotelea wapi? Sijakuona kwa muda anga hizi!
     
  9. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Heee....hahahahaha.....wemama wemama hihihihihihihiiiii! Du! Waliomsikia yule bibi watakwenda kujaribu mikato yake waone makali yalivyo, lakini waende na misumari na nyundo kuutengeneza mlango mapema kabla hajaenda mahakamani.


    Leka
     
  10. s

    skelleton Member

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    duh!! hiyo ni chiboko
     
  11. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Afadhali umecheka hapa jamvini. Ukithubutu mahakamani, utaishia keko kwa kudharau mahakama.

    Ni hadithi ya ajabu hiyo! Wahitaji walikutana bila kupanga!
     
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