JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

'Hello? 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' ' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an...

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and...

Leo katika pita pita zangu nilinasa sehemu Fulani katika foleni eneo la ilala , tulikaa pale kwa muda mrefu kidogo karibu dakika 20 , magari hayaendi huku au kule , pembeni yetu kulikuwa na...

UHONDO USWAHILINI Wakazi hawa wa Jijini la Dar, leo asubuhi walifumwa na kamera yetu katika vilabu vya pombe za kienyeji vya Kigogo Luhanga wakichangamkia nyama choma maarufu kwa jina la...

Huyu ba'mdogo ni bab-kubwa aisee...cheka mwenyewe basi!!!

Kwa wale wanaopenda kukojoa misituni, ziwani or somewhere, imegundulika kuwa mkojo wa binadamu una uswezo wa kutumika katika magari mbalimbali. Tafadhali msikubali kupoteza huo utajiri huko...

Tendo la ndoa kwa wanandoa katika makabila mbalimbali huombwa kwa viashirio tofauti: ''Mchagga"........'We mama Haika, uko wapi? Ntaacha!!! "Mkurya"..........'Rara chini nikurenge!"...

Sheikh mmoja na Padri walialikwa kwenye semina Nairobi Kenya. Siku moja jioni Padri alimpa ofa ya dinner huyu Sheikh. Wakati wanakula akaagiza bia na Sheikh akaagiza Fanta. Padri :"mbona...

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -particularly in the flower and jewelry applications...

Kulikuwa na jamaa mmoja wa kibantu aliyepata ajira kwa wawindaji wa kizungu. Hao wazungu walikuwa watatu na mara nyingi walikuwa wakienda pamoja kuwinda huku mmbongo akiwa amewabebea vifaa vyao...

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?! The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good. The American: will get the insect out and drink the...

There was a man called Mr Chinena (Zambian man) . He was married with one kid. One day his mother in-law visited them. He looked at his mother in- law and found out that she was more beautiful...

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked The Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' Of course. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's...

Kutokana na baadhi ya wakandarasi kuingia katika ujenzi wa barabara kushindwa kutimiza mikataba yao, Katika kipindi au muda uliopangwa. Nadhani ni vema watendaji nao mhe jk ukawaangalia upya...

Mnajua kwa nini hakuna pool tables zanzibar ?? ukipata jibu, then angalia jina la rais wa pili wa znz, halafu waziri mkuu mstaafu (sio aliyejiuzulu) then niambie !

Wakuu, check out this video clip...Funzo: Dont poke wild animals!!!

Wansi ageni wakuu ulimwengu wa musa umeleta vituko!!!

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is...

I dont know if it is true, but politicians are the most dishonest and the last people to believe and count on. But lies unfolds whenever there is truth. A priest was being honoured at his...