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Uhondo Uswahilini

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kakalende, May 11, 2008.

  1. K

    Kakalende JF-Expert Member

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  2. Kana-Ka-Nsungu

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    Nyama hizo zinawafaa wenyeji wa huko tu ambao huzila daily, mwenzangu na mie ukilogwa ukajitusu tu huko umeisha, yaani ubebe na kajitoilet paper kabisa!!
     
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    Kakalende JF-Expert Member

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    Hizi nyama ni maarufu sana huko 'uwanja wa fisi' Inasemekana ukienda na Sh. 1,000/= utakunywa, uwanunulie jamaa, utapata nyama choma na unaondoka na mwanamke!
     
  4. Mr Kiroboto

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    teh teh teh,ebwana nilikuwa bongo mda kidogo lakini sijasikia hiyo nyamaa inayoitwa bigijii,duh,yawezekana ukila usipate haja kubwa,duh teh teh teh
     
  5. Shemzigwa

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    Uwanjanwa fisi nyama za vibudu wale wa nyama wote wanaokufa wenyewe hawatupwi wanauzwa pale..kama ng'ombe kafa..mbuzi nk pale ndio wanauzwa
     
  6. Shemzigwa

    Shemzigwa JF-Expert Member

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    [​IMG]hapo tena ni mvua za bongo hizo kaazi kweli kweli
     
  7. Shemzigwa

    Shemzigwa JF-Expert Member

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    [​IMG]jamaa kauchap usingizi baada ya kutoka kubeba lumbesa..huyo pembeni anakunywa gahwa..kupoza njaa kaazi kweli kweli
     
  8. Shemzigwa

    Shemzigwa JF-Expert Member

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    [​IMG]watu kama hawa mara nyingu hawajui hata kama kuna mafisadi maana hawana muda hata wa kusoma magazti au kusikiliza radio ila wakija kuwajua ndio inakua kivumbi maana watawatupia hata mawe sio kuzomea tu
     
  9. Shemzigwa

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    [​IMG]hehe kaazi kweli kweli
     
  10. Shemzigwa

    Shemzigwa JF-Expert Member

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    [​IMG]hehehe uswahilini twafaidi yakhee hehe
     
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    Ipole JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kigogo sawa lakini uwanja wa fisi kumekwisha fungwa
     
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