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Wrong Number

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Freetown, May 15, 2008.

  1. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    'Hello?

    'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

    ' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

    After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an uncle Paul.'

    'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.'

    Brief Pause.
    'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

    'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'

    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy .'

    'And what happened, honey?' he asked.

    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
    dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

    'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

    'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'

    Long Pause

    Longer Pause

    Even Longer Pause

    Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ......Is this 486-5731?'

    'No, I think you have the wrong number...... '
     
  2. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    Ooh men! LOL
     
  3. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    The script is well written, I can visualize exactly what was happening.
     
  4. Maxence Melo

    Maxence Melo JF Founder Staff Member

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    Me too! Interesting either...
     
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    nkurumah Member

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    very interested
     
  6. Ibambasi

    Ibambasi JF-Expert Member

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    Masikini the caller,

    hajui kuwa kaleta murder kwenye nyumba isiyokuwa yake?
     
  7. Pundit

    Pundit JF-Expert Member

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    Nice,

    Some bad father/ daughter.How can you talk to somebody who is supposed to be your own father / daughter for that long without realizing?
     
  8. Typical

    Typical JF-Expert Member

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    gosh!
    very nice
     
  9. K

    Kakalende JF-Expert Member

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    It's a joke anyway, good start for the weekend!
     
  10. Msanii

    Msanii JF-Expert Member

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    Luckily that day it was zamu ya Uncle maana mie nilimtembelea that mama jana yake
     
  11. Congo

    Congo JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio uzuri wa kutokuwa na uaminifu katika ndoa. Wakome,
     
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