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Mhiringitu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ngonalugali, May 9, 2008.

  1. Ngonalugali

    Ngonalugali JF-Expert Member

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    Kulikuwa na jamaa mmoja wa kibantu aliyepata ajira kwa wawindaji wa kizungu. Hao wazungu walikuwa watatu na mara nyingi walikuwa wakienda pamoja kuwinda huku mmbongo akiwa amewabebea vifaa vyao vya uwindaji.
    Siku moja mmoja wa wawindaji aliyejulikana kama Mhiringitu alimchukua kibarua wao na kwenda naye kutafuta chochote porini. Baada ya muda walivamiwa na nyati na yule nyati akafanikiwa kumrarua mzungu na kumuua. Yule mmbongo alifanikiwa kupanda juu ya mti na kuwa salama.

    Wale jamaa wengine walikaa kambini na baada ya muda walipata hofu kuona jamaa yao na kibarua hawajarudi ndipo walipoanza kuwafuatilia huku wakiita.
    Wazungu: Mhiringituu, where are you?
    Porini: Kimya
    Wazungu: Mhiringituu, where are you?
    kimya. Wakapiga miruzi na makofi kuita, lakini hawakufanikiwa kupata majibu kutoka upande wowote.

    Baada ya muda yule kibarua alizisikia sauti zao na akaanza kupiga kelele za kuomba msaada. Walipomsikia yule kibarua walielekea alipokuwa na maongezi yao yakawa hivi:-

    Wazungu: Where is Mhiringitu
    Kibarua: mhiringitu iz ku-dediz
    Wazungu: What???!!!!
    Kibarua: Mhiringitu iz kudediz iz nyatiz kumnyating!
     
  2. k

    kaboka Member

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    tafadhari ndugu,uwe unaweka habari ambazo zina kichwa na miguu,kabla ya kifo cha huyo mzungu kutokea,huyo kibarua alikuwa anawasiliana vipi na hao wazungu?mie ungekaa tena mezani
     
  3. Ngonalugali

    Ngonalugali JF-Expert Member

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    Usilolijua ni sawa na usiku wa giza.

    Jamvi limetandikwa na kuna maelezo ya Jokes/Udaku.
    Ama na hapo unahitaji mkalimani.

    Kaa kwenye screen yako uelewe vizuri.
     
  4. Mr Kiroboto

    Mr Kiroboto JF-Expert Member

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    hata mie naona jamaa hapo kachemsha,maana udaku gani ambao matukio yake yanajikanganya namna hiyo
     
  5. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    wacha na mie nitoe moja

    kuna jamaa alikuwa akikaa na wAzee wake na mtaani kwao kulikuwa kuna vijana wakora.

    sasa wazee wake kwa hofu ya kumpoteza kijana na wao na kuingia kwenye vitendo vya kihuni wakamshauri aowe.

    jamaa alipoowa sasa usiku mkewe akaanza kumshika shika kwa ajili ya kufanya nae mapenzi, jamaa akaruka na kumwambia nimeamua makusudi ili niache kufanya vitendo vya kihuni sasa unanifanya nnn?

    mkewe alibaki na mshangao!!!!
     
  6. Ngonalugali

    Ngonalugali JF-Expert Member

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    Inaweza kuwa udaku ama joke. Sasa sijui kwa ufahamu wako hilo linaangukia wapi?

    Mwenye macho haambiwi tule!
     
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