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Politicians who go late to meetings

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mama, Apr 27, 2008.

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    Mama JF-Expert Member

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    I dont know if it is true, but politicians are the most dishonest and the last people to believe and count on. But lies unfolds whenever there is truth.
    A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner.
    He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

    "I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person to enter my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss' wife, taken illegal drugs and he had given VD to his sister."I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

    Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived, said the politician. "In fact, I had the honour of being the first one to go to him in confession.. ..."
    Everybody burst into laughter

    Moral of the story: DON'T BE LATE for meetings. and for Politicians have to be punctual to get into track before they are caught from their hidden lies.
     
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