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Pure Mathematics

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• Mar 21, 2012

• #1

Ziro aliulizwa swali: Unafahamu tawi la CRDB bank AZIKIWE?
Ziro akajibu: "Nafahamu CRDB tawi la AFUFULIWE tu.

 

Going Concern

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• Mar 21, 2012

• #2

zero .......

 

Erickb52

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• Mar 21, 2012

• #3

Huyo jamaa ni zero kwelikweli

 

Shine

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• Mar 22, 2012

• #4

Mhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ZeMangi

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• Mar 22, 2012

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Zero na mwalimu
mwl>mbna hapa umefutafuta sana?
Zero>nilisahau kuandika sifuri badala yake nikaandika 'o'

 

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• Mar 23, 2012

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Zero aliulizwa. Baada ya mwezi Septemba unafwata mwezi gani? Akajibu, simpo! Unafata mwezi Sepchege.
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Dah, kweli ziro TMK dam'dam

 

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• Mar 23, 2012

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Zero aliona watu wanacheza mpira uwanjani, akatafakari kichwani akisema hawa watu wajinga yaani wote hawa wanagombania kucheza mpira mmoja?? Basi akawahesabu then akaenda kuleta mipira kulingana na idadi yao akaitupia uwanjani...

 

sister

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• Mar 23, 2012

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hahahh, huyo ndo zero.

 

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SI unit

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• Mar 24, 2012

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SI unit said:

Zero aliulizwa. Baada ya mwezi Septemba unafwata mwezi gani? Akajibu, simpo! Unafata mwezi Sepchege.
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Dah, kweli ziro TMK dam'dam

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Ziro aliulizwa na mwalimu wake.
'Unafahamu Kangaroo ni mnyama mwenye asili ya Australia?'
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Ziro akajibu: Nafahamu hata Kitengeroo wanapatikana huko Australia..

 

toghocho

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• Mar 24, 2012

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huyu zero mbona kama mjanja hivi maana kama wali ni rice ugali atasema waziri mkuu

 

Pancras Suday

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• Mar 25, 2012

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Zero akiwa baharini anawaza, kama bahari hii yote ingekuwa ni mchuzi ningetumia chapati ngapi kumaliza yote

 

ZeMangi

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• Mar 26, 2012

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Zero huyu huyu....kamringia mwenzake aliyepata 7/100 kwenye mtihani wa hisabati kisa yeye kapata 8/100

 

pepim

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• Mar 26, 2012

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Ziro huyo huyo, kwenye kona alishawi kujitapa kwa kupata F katika hisabati..Eti kisa F alfabeti ya tano ktk Kiswahili...Huku akisema yeye aliyepata F akilalamika, je waliopata Z wafanye nini?

 

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mzeelapa

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• Mar 26, 2012

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M2ru said:

Zero aliona watu wanacheza mpira uwanjani, akatafakari kichwani akisema hawa watu wajinga yaani wote hawa wanagombania kucheza mpira mmoja?? Basi akawahesabu then akaenda kuleta mipira kulingana na idadi yao akaitupia uwanjani...

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Hii ni ya LODI LOFA (1980's) enzi za bingwa wa kuchora katuni kama sikosei alikuwa anaitwa Kaduma (Mwenyezi Mungu amlaze pema peponi) ktk gazeti la SANI. Anyway haijachuja.

 

driller

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• Apr 1, 2012

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zero aliambiwa kua ziwa victoria ni ziwa maji baridi..! akakataa na kuwaambia wenzake kua "mbona nimeyashika nimeona yako kawaida tu..?"

 

Pota

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• Apr 1, 2012

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zero huyohuyo aliulizwa na mwl wa hesabu, hivi umbo la mraba lina nyuzi ngapi?
akajibu itegemeana ni chapa gani , nike, reebok,adidas,na ni size gani pia.

 

ummu kulthum

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• Apr 1, 2012

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mwanzo wa ziro kuwa moja ndio huo