serio
JF-Expert Member
- Apr 15, 2011
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You know u have a China phone when......
1. The battery gets full after 3 minutes of charging...
2. The phone has a TV, microwave, torch,nail cutter, tooth brush, cigarette lighter
3. Text messages can be written with a tooth pick
4. There are some spelling mistakes, eg Nokla, i-porn, Blackderry, Samvang.
5. When an aeroplane passes, it records,one missed call
6. When a big truck hoots, it records, charger connected
7. It has dual sim cards, dual memory cards and dual batteries.
8. When there is no electricity, it records,insert simcard.
9. When u post a status on facebook, it automatically posts 10 more.
10. If u passby a chinese lady/man when d phones bluetooth is on, it records, new device detected please enter the pairing code..B
Beware of them guys.
1. The battery gets full after 3 minutes of charging...
2. The phone has a TV, microwave, torch,nail cutter, tooth brush, cigarette lighter
3. Text messages can be written with a tooth pick
4. There are some spelling mistakes, eg Nokla, i-porn, Blackderry, Samvang.
5. When an aeroplane passes, it records,one missed call
6. When a big truck hoots, it records, charger connected
7. It has dual sim cards, dual memory cards and dual batteries.
8. When there is no electricity, it records,insert simcard.
9. When u post a status on facebook, it automatically posts 10 more.
10. If u passby a chinese lady/man when d phones bluetooth is on, it records, new device detected please enter the pairing code..B
Beware of them guys.