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- Feb 12, 2007
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Women: How To Turn Men Down
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually Id rather have the money.
HE : Im a photographer. Ive been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : Im a plastic surgeon. Ive been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didnt we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Mustve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I mustve been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. Im having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few
heads
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,dont be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Ok ay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I cant talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Dont you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : Ive already seen it
HE : Where have you
been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Havent I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. Thats why I dont go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : Im a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, whats your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you
naked, Id die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Where Ill be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually Id rather have the money.
HE : Im a photographer. Ive been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : Im a plastic surgeon. Ive been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didnt we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Mustve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I mustve been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. Im having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few
heads
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,dont be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Ok ay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I cant talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Dont you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : Ive already seen it
HE : Where have you
been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Havent I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. Thats why I dont go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : Im a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, whats your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you
naked, Id die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Where Ill be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams