Women are right

Women are right

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HELLO.
you may be amused by this. enjoy it.

Men Are Impossible to Please

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you're cheating…. then he sends a sms saying "don't tell me the battery story coz I know that line"

If u
TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men.
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you're a SHOW-OFF.

If he's
SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u.

If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him.

If u
DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE.

If u
DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD.

If he
SCOLDS at u, it 's because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED.

If he
BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK.

If he does
WELL, it's definitely BRAINS. (luck)

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL.

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.


HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.
The moral of the story is.
 
ahahahhahaahha, aisee acheni ukweli uwe ukweli, kwa niaba ya men wote, NTABADILIKA!
 
At most times women don't know what they want...

Assume your man;-
*keeps quite and allows u to abuse him
*allows you to slap him without raising a finger at u.
*washing your clothes including your undies.
*obeys all your instructions without raising a question.

M/me awe kauzu buana ndo inanogaga.
 
If by right you mean their sleeping position with reference to their husbands, I second you.
Message nzuri by the way
 
Hahaaaaa very true aiseee yani ukweli mpaka sio vizuri...
 
If u hurt him u are too cruel, if he hurts u ur too sensitive...............lol meen
 
HELLO.
you may be amused by this. enjoy it.

Men Are Impossible to Please

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you're cheating…. then he sends a sms saying "don't tell me the battery story coz I know that line"

If u
TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men.
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you're a SHOW-OFF.

If he's
SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u.

If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him.

If u
DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE.

If u
DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD.

If he
SCOLDS at u, it 's because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED.

If he
BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK.

If he does
WELL, it's definitely BRAINS. (luck)

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL.

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.


HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.
The moral of the story is.

Weka Source mkuu
 
HELLO.
you may be amused by this. enjoy it.

Men Are Impossible to Please

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then
he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that
line”

If u
TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too
fast.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men.
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF.

If he's
SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u.

If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him.

If u
DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE.

If u
DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD.

If he
SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED.

If he
BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea
rite!)


If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK.

If he does
WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck)

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL.

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.


HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.
The moral of the story is.

perfect true
 
HELLO.
you may be amused by this. enjoy it.

Men Are Impossible to Please

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then
he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that
line”

If u
TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too
fast.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men.
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF.

If he's
SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u.

If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him.

If u
DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE.

If u
DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD.

If he
SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED.

If he
BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea
rite!)


If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK.

If he does
WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck)

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL.

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.


HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.
The moral of the story is.

if u don pic up his cal yr cheating him and if he don picks up yo cal he was busy? busy my foot!
 
Daah! Yaani kama ni wakubadilika watabadilika mana ujumbe unaeleweka na wala auhitajiki kuusoma mara mbilimbili.
 
Source ya nini kwani ni uongo....Experience mnazo hapo ni kutaka kubisha tuuu

uliyosema ni kweli. Ila hutakiwi kuwa kwenyw extremes, jaribu kutafuta balance ya kutomfurahisha mwenzio kupita kiasi and at the same time don't ignore him.
 
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