illuh
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- Mar 17, 2014
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| HELLO. you may be amused by this. enjoy it. Men Are Impossible to Please If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you're cheating…. then he sends a sms saying "don't tell me the battery story coz I know that line" If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast. If u Don't, he says u are PROUD . If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men. If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly. If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover If u are SMARTER than him, you're a SHOW-OFF. |
If he's
SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u.
If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him.
If u
DO, he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE.
If u
DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD.
If he
SCOLDS at u, it 's because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)
If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED.
If he
BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK.
If he does
WELL, it's definitely BRAINS. (luck)
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL.
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.
The moral of the story is.