Wife

Mi wala ata sijaxevu kabisa namba yake, sababu nampenda sana namba yake nimeisevu moyoni.

Vanpopeye said:

Low battery!

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Haha. Ukiifikiria low battery vizuri yaani ni zaid ya kimeo.........

mwenye minazi

Asha Ngedere aka Mwajuma ndala ndefu

No longer

Tarzan....!!

Bettery low, wengine wanaweka hayo majina kama mke hajui ,simu iitapo anaweka katika chaji ya umeme.Hali ni mbaya:::

gaza strip

after 20years Mizengo Pinda

Via Mobile

Jewel said:

Jamani, nyie mmebadili au bado liko la “Honey”?


Marriage historical trends:

A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "Honey My life"

After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"

After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"

After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"

After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number"

AFTER 15 years of marriage he changed the number to “Taliban”

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nikigundua nauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa