Ben Mugashe
JF-Expert Member
- Oct 9, 2008
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A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make.
I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly when you are not in town.
I have used your wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in your own apartment and at times right under your nose.
I have to also admit that I have used your wife more than you do. I feel I should let you know cause I feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again".
The man was so mad that he shot his wife dead!
Few minutes later he received another message from the same neighbor stating; "So sorry for the spelling mistake. I meant to write WIFI and not WIFE!"
I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly when you are not in town.
I have used your wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in your own apartment and at times right under your nose.
I have to also admit that I have used your wife more than you do. I feel I should let you know cause I feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again".
The man was so mad that he shot his wife dead!
Few minutes later he received another message from the same neighbor stating; "So sorry for the spelling mistake. I meant to write WIFI and not WIFE!"