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Wife and girl friend

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Ulimbo, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. Ulimbo

    Ulimbo JF-Expert Member

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    A Wife is like a TV

    A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE

    At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE

    No money, u sell the TV, got money u change your MOBILE

    Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

    TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services
    will be terminated

    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
    But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

    Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is
    often high and demanding

    TV you can control by remote, MOBILE you CANT

    Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and
    listen),but with the TV you MUST watch and listen (whether you want to or not)

    Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but Mobiles often do.

  2. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Ha haaaa

    very true..........
  3. Dinnah

    Dinnah JF-Expert Member

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    umerudia thread
  4. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    sijui nilie au nicheke!