Ulimbo
JF-Expert Member
- Aug 14, 2009
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A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got money u change your MOBILE
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE
TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services
will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is
often high and demanding
TV you can control by remote, MOBILE you CANT
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and
listen),but with the TV you MUST watch and listen (whether you want to or not)
Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but Mobiles often do.
ANY COMMENT FROM U?
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got money u change your MOBILE
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE
TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services
will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is
often high and demanding
TV you can control by remote, MOBILE you CANT
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and
listen),but with the TV you MUST watch and listen (whether you want to or not)
Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but Mobiles often do.
ANY COMMENT FROM U?
