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[FONT=&quot]When a man steals your wife, there is no better [/FONT]revenge[FONT=&quot] than to let him keep her. [/FONT]
Lee Majors
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After [/FONT]
marriage[FONT=&quot], husband and wife become two [/FONT]sides[FONT=&quot] of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Al Gore[/FONT]
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll
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become[FONT=&quot] a philosopher.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Socrates [/FONT]


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Mike Tyson
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The great [/FONT]
question[FONT=&quot]... which I have not been able to [/FONT]answer[FONT=&quot]... is, "What does a woman want? [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
George Clooney[/FONT]
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I had some [/FONT]
words[FONT=&quot] with my wife, and she had some [/FONT]paragraphs[FONT=&quot] with me. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Bill Clinton[/FONT]
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We [/FONT]
take[FONT=&quot] time to go to a restaurant two [/FONT]times[FONT=&quot] a week. A little candlelight, [/FONT]dinner[FONT=&quot], soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
George W. Bush[/FONT]
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"I don't worry [/FONT]
about[FONT=&quot] terrorism. I was married for two [/FONT]years[FONT=&quot]." [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Rudy Giuliani[/FONT]
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's [/FONT]
called[FONT=&quot] marriage." [/FONT]
Michael Jordan
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"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left
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me[FONT=&quot] and the second one didn’t.” The third [/FONT]gave[FONT=&quot] me more children! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Donald Trump[/FONT]


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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Shaquille O’Neal[/FONT]
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The most effective way to remember your wife's [/FONT]
birthday[FONT=&quot] is to forget it once... [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Kobe Bryant[/FONT]
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You know what I [/FONT]
did[FONT=&quot] before I married? Anything I wanted to. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
David Hasselhoff[/FONT]
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Alec Baldwin
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Barack Obama
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Tommy Lee
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Brad Pitt
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Jimmy Kimmel
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“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”

David Letterman
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“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!

Jay Leno
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