What makes you an “african”

What makes you an “african”

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WHAT MAKES YOU AN “AFRICAN”
1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapper like Arushaone
2. You call a person you’ve never met before uncle or aunt @C6

3. More than 90% of the music CD’s and cassettes in your home are illegal copies like Erickb52

4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, just in case you need it someday.(a gum boot without a partner and the baby walker – baby’s now 12 and you are 48) like manoah

5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle from your stays at hotels. (Go-cool, Sweet heart, African pride….) mmmhhh Arabela

6. You have almost always carried overweight baggage when traveling by plane mmmm cacico

7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximum quantity possible.(sugar, soap, rice, cooking fat etc during old good days) hahaha Baba V

8. All children have annoying nicknames. zubedayo_mchuzi
na @mologwa_mbabe
9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are coming over for a visit. (Uncle, wife, sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbor) have camped at home hapo sisemi

10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks at restaurants. (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!) Bishanga

11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and does not talk to her for 10 years.

12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at night (especially beepers) huyu ni Ruttashobolwa

13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at the airport or see you off even if it is a local flight. Baba V

14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provide because the first month is free. (I know some people)

15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your home. (Yes, staple machines, office pins, punch machine, cellotapes, post-its, etc.) watu8

16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer. tedo
 
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WHAT MAKES YOU AN “AFRICAN”
1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapper like Arushaone
2. You call a person you’ve never met before uncle or aunt @C6

3. More than 90% of the music CD’s and cassettes in your home are illegal copies like Erickb52

4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, just in case you need it someday.(a gum boot without a partner and the baby walker – baby’s now 12 and you are 48) like manoah

5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle from your stays at hotels. (Go-cool, Sweet heart, African pride….) mmmhhh Arabela

6. You have almost always carried overweight baggage when traveling by plane mmmm cacico

7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximum quantity possible.(sugar, soap, rice, cooking fat etc during old good days) hahaha Baba V

8. All children have annoying nicknames. zubedayo_mchuzi
na @mologwa_mbabe
9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are coming over for a visit. (Uncle, wife, sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbor) have camped at home hapo sisemi

10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks at restaurants. (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!) Bishanga

11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and does not talk to her for 10 years.

12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at night (especially beepers) huyu ni Ruttashobolwa

13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at the airport or see you off even if it is a local flight. Baba V

14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provide because the first month is free. (I know some people)

15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your home. (Yes, staple machines, office pins, punch machine, cellotapes, post-its, etc.) watu8

16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer. tedo

Mkuu Chimbuvu hiyo ya kwangu umeipatiajee....Kuna shati na trouser nilininuliwa std six mpaka nilivyomaliza form six nilikuwa nayo..
 
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Nakumbuka namimi nilikuwa navaa matshirt makubwa na imeniafect mpaka sa hv ukubwani nikienda dukani nanunua oversize,ndo nimekuja kushtuka kuwa iliniathiri hiyo kitu


Mkuu Chimbuvu hiyo ya kwangu umeipatiajee....Kuna shati na trouser nilininuliwa std six mpaka nilivyomaliza form six nilikuwa nayo..
 
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