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What is Audit?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Jimmy Romio, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. Jimmy Romio

    Jimmy Romio JF-Expert Member

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    What is Audit? Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after
    his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche
    screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit,
    Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre
    Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, 'If I can tell you how many
    sheep you have, will you give me one of them?' The shepherd looks at
    the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and
    replies, 'Okay.'The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to
    the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS,
    opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot
    tables. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech
    mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, ‘'You have exactly 1,586
    sheep.' The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your
    sheep.'The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts
    it in the back of his Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If
    I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?' The young
    man answers, 'Yes, why not?' The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.'
    'How did you know?' asks the young man. 'Very simple,' answers the
    shepherd. 'Firstly, you came here without being wanted. Secondly, you
    charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Thirdly, you
    don't understand anything about my business.....Now can I have my dog
    back? '
     
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  2. feis buku

    feis buku JF-Expert Member

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    Wekend njema!
     
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  3. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha.......'munatuonea' bana!!!!!!:glasses-nerdy:
     
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  4. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    kweli haya ni mapenzi na mahusiano kati ya auditor na mfuga mbwa.
     
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  5. J Rated

    J Rated JF-Expert Member

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    dah...watu na professional zetu...nimependa swaga za auditor..
     
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    charndams JF-Expert Member

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    what is the essence of this story in relation to MMU?
     
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  7. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo chacha!
     
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  8. Jimmy Romio

    Jimmy Romio JF-Expert Member

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    do u think mahusiano ni kati ya mtu na mtu tu tu?
    hata mbwa na mtu. watu kibao wana dogs and they love them very much!
     
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  9. Shantel

    Shantel JF-Expert Member

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    examination and veryfication of .............. cheza na profn za watu eeeeee
     
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