Amar! Mkutano wa kibahati.
Baada ya lile tukio kwa bibi, japo lilikuwa fupi n tamu sanaaa, she basically shut me out of herlife. Sikutaka kumfosi maana niliogopa kuharibu zaidi na zaidi. Nilijitahidi sanaa kumsahau, ila nilimkumbuka sema ndo she wanted nothing to do with me, and i respected that. Niliogopa pengine he despised me, wanawake bwana hwezi kujua wanachowaza.
Then she became Joeys girl, jamaniii, hamna kitu kiliniuma kama hikoooo. Nilikuwa natamani sijui nimfanyaje Joey. But he was nice to her and he was treating her good, nikawa tu nawa admire kwa mbali mbali kama hivi. Then Joey started cheating nilifurahii kidogo nimwambie ili tu kulitibuaaa zaidi nipate kurudi, ila nikaona cha ajue mwenyewe so that breakup iwe fatal niweze kumpata vizuriiii.
The breakup was fatal, i nearly called her so many times, ila nikaacha tu. Nikiwa bado najicompose The policeman came in the picture, and he was a good cop the worse part. Angekuwa bad cop, ningemlipa hela aniachie huyo demu, ila kijana alikuwa genuine anaipenda kazi yake, halihata mia isio hlali je demu ndo angeniachia kweli
Nikaanza kukata tamaa kabisa kuwa that was a onetime thing, na maybe hakuwahi kunipenda wala kunielewa why all these years asifanye hata jitihada kidogo tu za kusababisha tuwe wote. Not even a little effort kutoka upande wake. Nikawaza tu ill just admire her from afar.
Then came the wedding, ghafla namuona pal, ilibakia nusa nusra ile almanusra nimfate, but i thought nikimfata and say what then. Kabla sijafanya maamuzi kamtuma muhudumu aje aombe pombe. Lile jibu sikutoa mimi alitoa mpambe wangu na mimi nilikuwa bsy thinking what should i do.
Then she came over and ignored me complately, ikazidi kunivuruga vurugaaa. Nikiwa bado na recover nikamuona anaenda chooni, nikasema hap hapa nakufa nae huyu demu. Nikamfata huko huko. She was less serious ila hakuwa anajitupa kwangu, she was like undefined sikuweza kumsoma kabisaa. Nikarusha karata hivo hivo
Akaniambia hawezi kutoka usiku huo sijui bi mkubwa kafanyaje, nikasema sio kesi tutoke kesho mwambie bi mkubwaa mapemaa kwamba hurudi siku hio. Aga unavoaga ila i want you for myself usiku huo. Na kweli akaja,tukatokaaa, and life was all of a sudden interesting again. Sehemu zile naenda kila siku ila ikawa as if kuna kitu kimeongezeka, the moon was brighter, the food tasted better, the music was more clear, ila wimbo nauona mzuri.
Ikanikumbusha those days alivikuwa secretary wangu, life was more fun, interesting and lively. Ile jioni i made up my mind, i love this girl, will do anything to keep her by my side from today. Nikawaza tu there is no way nikamuacha aondokeee, and there is the policeman itakuwajee. Nikajua nitapata jibu mbele kwa mbele.
Ofcourse there was the telephone call, nilitakiwa nipige ile simu muhimu sanaa nje, na ingechuku like 45 minutes, na ilitakiwa sehemu tulivu ndo maana nikachukua chumba, and there was the dinner ya waziri alikuwa kanialika, sikupanga kwenda ila ilikuwa lazima nipitie hata kwa dakika 10 tu nionekane nilikuwepo, waziri asione nimemdharau.
Tumeingia chumbani, my plan was to take things slow, given the first time, mambo yalikuwa in a big hurry, our second time i planned for it to be romantic, maybe hata Dubai au Zanzibar, i was gonna nvest in our second time to make it romantic as possible. Nilishaapa hata angevua nguo mbele yangu simgusiiii, nisingemgusaa kabisaaaa. Luckly hakuvua, akaenda kuvulia bafuni.
Akiwa bafuni it just struck me, kweli mi nitakuwa bwabwa yani yuko hapo bafuni naoga nimekaa hapa kama zombi, haaaa, huo pimbi kiasi gani. The inner me suddenly came out kama nafsi yangu ya ubaradhuli ikanivaaa, nikashindwa kujizuiaaa. Nikavua nguooo fastaaa na kuchoma bafuni. Yaani kukawa na mgawanyiko wa nafsi kichwani mwangu.
Mmmoja ndo anasimamia show ya kuvua nguo na kuzama bafuni, mwingine amejikunyata pembeni ananishangaa kwa kukosa subira na kuwa na papara zisizo za msingi. Kufika bafun kumuona huyu hapa afu maji yamemkolea nafsi zikaungana ile iliojikunyata ikaacha unafki ikaungana na mwenzie kufaidi mambo kwa muda kwanza, haikutka kupitwa na tukio lile majuto baadae.
Nimejitoma ndani ya kile kibafu mtoto anashtukaa, nikasema eeenheee uchawi ushaanza, nikizubaa hapa nitakosa mambo kiboya boya. Nikanza tu siasa nimekwishaaaa, hapa ni kutumia tu u sterling. Nikamuwahi na denda, ili akose pumzi na wasaa wa kuongeaaa. Hapo hapo na mikono nikaiwaisha ikulu manake mda wa kuremba ulikuwa hamnaa, maana tunda nafanya kulila kiambshi. Yaani simpumzishi na mabusu, namfanyia mandingo mandingo mfululizo ile kama chizi karogwa tenaa, mambo mengine nilikuwa nafanya pale sijawahi kufanya popote na sina hakika hata kama yapo kwenye kitabu cha kanuni za kamastura au ubunifu wangu mwenyewe mtajiju ndugu wsomaji.
Nimefanya yale mandingo fasta fastaa nikaona mtoto ana relax, analegea mikoniii, nikaanza kuhema sasa kuvuta pumzi maana spidi niliokuwa naenda nayo kama mwizi ndo anakimbizwaaa. Aaaaah! Wanaume wenzangu mtakuwa mnanielewe situation yangu. Nimempa fore play za kutosha, yuko lege lege nikamuuliza baby ulikuwa unasemaje, kama nilivoingia kuna kitu ulikuwa unanimbiaaa, kumpimaa tu imani. Nambembeleza hapo kwa mahaba, mikono ipo kazini. Akasema hapanaaaa, sijui hata nilikuwa nasemaje. Tuendelee huku ananibusu yeye. Hahaaaa! Nyoooooooooo! Mimi ndo Amar.
Nikaona kama bado vile maana nilitaka nimpemahaba niue niponde ponde kama nyanyaaa. Sikuwahi kuzama chumvini hata siku moja na ushababi wangu wotee. I concidered it un manly. We mwanaume mzima unalmba mambo yasiyo lambika, aaaaarrrrgggggghhhhh. Kwa mambo yalivokuwa yanaenda nikawaza leo ndo siku Uvinza inatakiwa inihusu. Nikashukuru venue ilikuwa bafuni, nikasafisha kwanza uwanjaaa. Jamani ile kazi ya Uvinza sio ndogo ooooh unatakiwa uwe umekula umeshiba.
Uzuri yule Issa msela wangu wa Makongo Uvinza ndo yalikuwa ammbo yake, akawa kanipa kanuniiii kabisaa ya kushuka uvinzaaa kwanza kabisa usishuke uvinza macho kodo, eeeeeh! Lazima unaweee, unaweza hata kughairi, sheria ya uvinza ushuke ki steve wonder, unaach moyo ukuongoz, macho na umbea wake unaweza kazi ikushindee ukaonekana mwanaume bwege tu
Nkafumba macho nimejipanga kushuka uvinza, niko tumboni kweny kitovu jasho la korodani linanitokaaa na shower lote lile, msifanye masiharaaa, nikasikia baby mi sijawahiii hivoooo, Mmmmh kidogo niseme Halleluyah! Bora hivo hivo usitakmambo ya kishetani, nirudi juu fastaaa. Hahaaaa! Ila roho ingine inanimbia kama hajawahi ndo safi sasa acha upoyoyo umuanzishie wewe, watakuja watu wampe vitu vya Uvinza ubakie unangaa sharubu, anavokwambia sijawahi kufanya kitu mwanamke ana maana ndo umpeleke darasani, angekuwa hataki hayo mateke yake usingekuwa pozi hilo md huuu, sjiawahii huku kafunga macho sijawahi hio vepeee, zama uvinza mtoto wa kiume, jikaze, acha kujilgeza, Isaa anazama uvinza, Bill anazama uvinza, Sela nae Mzee wa Uvinza, mpaka John mlokole ashjarbu uvinza japo kulimpeleka peleka ila nae yumo, Uvinza ndo habari ya mjini zama uvinza upesi. Nikafunga macho kukaza roho na kuzamia uvinza. Doooh!
Nipo Uvinza mwenzenu mda huo, jasho nalisikia kabisaaa, demu kadata hatariiii, anapiga makelele sijui kama majirani hawakusikiaaa. Yoweee la maana, Amaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr. Mi nawaza tu huku uvinza nilipo, macho nimeyafunga mara shuzi limponyoke lote linaniingia mdomoni, HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! mambo mengine yanahitaji Jando sio masiharaaa, Hahaaaa! Ila nilimaliza kazi nilioenda kuifanya kule Uvinza ila nilisema mimi Amar kurudi Uvinza ni miaka 20 ijayo. Kiranga kilinitoka choooteeeee. Huuuuuuuuu!
Asikwambie mtu Uvinza kiboko yaooo, kama sio mamba yaooooo. Japo hatari sanaa, ila matokeo yake hayana mpinzaniii. Huku mtotoo kalegea analilia kabisaa nimpige jiti, machozi, Amar pleaseee, give it to meee baby, pleaseee, nikasema hapa hapaaa. Tukaamia chumbaniii Yani anafanya kunidaka kabisaaa juu juu, anatamani achukue mshedede kinguvu. Na mimi ndo niakaza mpaka tuweke msimamo kwanzaaa.
Nikamuuliza kwa hio What about us? We are dating now, you are my girl. Ile visekunde vya kuhama nilivompa akawa shapata pumzi, analeta siasa. Ooooh, not exactly. Nyokoooo! Nikamwambia i want to be your man, your only man, ok baby. Anaanza you know Reuben is what, Reuben ndo yule police. Mmmmmhhh! Ile miaka ishirini niliosema itachukua kurudi Uvinza nikaona imeffika ghaflaa, mwenyewe fastaa bila kushurutishwa na mtu yoyote nikavaa mining gear, steve wonde mode, nikarudi Uvinza, saivi nikiwa more strategic, and motivated. Hahaaaa! Yowee likaanza upyaaaaa.
Okkkkkkkkkkaaayyy! You are my only man i swearrrrrr! Only you! I love you!. Namuuliza utaachana ana Reuben? akisita nafanya yangu, Ndioooooooo. Naacha nae leo leo. Amar pleaseeeeee, usinifanyie hivo naomba dudu. Nyokooooo! Uvinza acheni iitwe uvinza. Baada ya kwenda sawa ndo nikaja kwenye mambo yangu ujuziiiii wa kawaida ambayo pia sibaatishiii. Nimempiga show moja ya kukomoa. Round 3 za maana non stop. Alipiga makelelee mpaka nikasema tutakuja kutolewa kwenye hio room. Show ya kibabe. Kuja kumalizaaa hoiiiiiii. Mwenywe nilichoka sio kitooooo.
Ikabidi tupumzike nusu saa kwanza, kila mtu akivuta pumziii. Baada ya nusu saa nikampa simu yangu, mpigie Polisi kwamba its over, mbele yangu nisikie, you promised. Mimi sio mtu wa mchezo mchezo.
ITAENDELEA KESHO SAA 4 USIKU.
