Django
JF-Expert Member
- Apr 15, 2013
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An airplane is flying over the United States at night.
The pilot says:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the
baggage must be thrown out."
A little later, the pilot says
"We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the
cabin".
The plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown
out.
Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people".
There's a big gasp from the passengers!
Pilot: "But to make this fair, passenger will be thrown out in
alphabetical order. So... A...
any Africans on board?"
No one moves.
"B... any Blacks on board?"
No one moves.
"C... any Caribbean on board?"
Still, no one moves.
A little black boy - asks his dad:
"Dad,...what are we?
Dad: "Tonight son, we are Zanzibaris!"
The pilot says:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the
baggage must be thrown out."
A little later, the pilot says
"We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the
cabin".
The plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown
out.
Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people".
There's a big gasp from the passengers!
Pilot: "But to make this fair, passenger will be thrown out in
alphabetical order. So... A...
any Africans on board?"
No one moves.
"B... any Blacks on board?"
No one moves.
"C... any Caribbean on board?"
Still, no one moves.
A little black boy - asks his dad:
"Dad,...what are we?
Dad: "Tonight son, we are Zanzibaris!"
