This is so Good!!! WACHAGAAAAAAAAAA............... Two chaggas were standing at the golden gates of heaven awaiting Simon-Peter, the angel to clear them in order for them to get into the Kingdom of God. After telling Simon-Peter what their names were, Simon-Peter looked at the list of acceptees to Heaven that he had with him and noticed that Massawe and Kimaro (their names) were not on it. "hmm...that's strange" said Simon-Peter to the two guys, "your names don't seem to be on the list". After some protests from Massawe and Kimaro, Peter agreed to go and check with God himself, to verify whether these two indeed had been admitted to the Holy Kingdom. He departed and came back a few minutes later after consulting with the Heavenly father, but when he came back to the gates, his eyes grew wide with shock and disbelief. "Oh heavens!!" he said to himself.....he started running frantically back to see the Heavenly father, shocked beyond belief. Panting, gasping and hysterical he told God:" Master! Master!They are gone!!! They are gone!!". Confused for a second, God asked....."Who, the Chaggas??". "No, Master!" Simon-Peter replied frantically..."The Golden Gates!!".