Watani mpoo?

[kindafu]

This is so Good!!! WACHAGAAAAAAAAAA...............

Two chaggas were standing at the golden gates of heaven awaiting
Simon-Peter, the angel to clear them in order for them to get into
the Kingdom of God.

After telling Simon-Peter what their names were, Simon-Peter looked
at the list of acceptees to Heaven that he had with him and noticed
that Massawe and Kimaro (their names) were not on it.

"hmm...that's strange" said Simon-Peter to the two guys, "your names
don't seem to be on the list". After some protests from Massawe and
Kimaro, Peter agreed to go and check with God himself, to verify
whether these two indeed had been admitted to the Holy Kingdom.

He departed and came back a few minutes later after consulting with
the Heavenly father, but when he came back to the gates, his eyes grew
wide with shock and disbelief. "Oh heavens!!" he said to
himself.....he started running frantically back to see the Heavenly
father, shocked beyond belief. Panting, gasping and hysterical he
told God:" Master! Master!They are gone!!! They are gone!!".

Confused for a second, God asked....."Who, the Chaggas??".

"No, Master!" Simon-Peter replied frantically..."The Golden
Gates!!".

 

[SHIEKA]

Yeeeeeees! Even in Heaven Chaggas would do their thing! And this time it was easy 'cause they were two. Too bad, the Heavenly Father didn't comment on the disappearance of the golden gates! I imagine He said: 'I knew it! It is their profession these bastards!

 

[Washawasha]

hahahaha,dah! kweli hao watani zako.Nalog off

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

hawa jamaa noma.

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

Chagas!

 

[dmatemu]

Hahaha inachekesha ila tutake radhi.

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

Teh teh teh ....!

 

[ZeMangi]

This is so Good!!! WACHAGAAAAAAAAAA...............

Two chaggas were standing at the golden gates of heaven awaiting
Simon-Peter, the angel to clear them in order for them to get into
the Kingdom of God.

After telling Simon-Peter what their names were, Simon-Peter looked
at the list of acceptees to Heaven that he had with him and noticed
that Massawe and Kimaro (their names) were not on it.

"hmm...that's strange" said Simon-Peter to the two guys, "your names
don't seem to be on the list". After some protests from Massawe and
Kimaro, Peter agreed to go and check with God himself, to verify
whether these two indeed had been admitted to the Holy Kingdom.

He departed and came back a few minutes later after consulting with
the Heavenly father, but when he came back to the gates, his eyes grew
wide with shock and disbelief. "Oh heavens!!" he said to
himself.....he started running frantically back to see the Heavenly
father, shocked beyond belief. Panting, gasping and hysterical he
told God:" Master! Master!They are gone!!! They are gone!!".

Confused for a second, God asked....."Who, the Chaggas??".

"No, Master!" Simon-Peter replied frantically..."The Golden
Gates!!".

urewedi avae?hetize aho mpare?mwashigha kula maguro?

 

[rifwima]

Jamaa wanaiba hadi geti la mbinguni!!!!!!!!!

 

[kindafu]

Hahaha inachekesha ila tutake radhi.

Samahani mtani kama nimekugusa pabaya, ila si huu unadhaniwa kuwa ni utani? Au umefanana mno na ukweli?

 

[MUMY A]

this is toooo much... Khaa!!

 

[Mphamvu]

this is toooo much... Khaa!!

mambo ya yule mbunge?

 

[chapaa]

hii inawezekana maana mmmh!

 

[ruaaika]

Matumizi mazuri ya nafasi!