Wanawake kama hamfanyi hivi, muanze sasa...

ulionja chumvi? kwa hiyo yalobaki kwenye meno ulitumia toothpic/vijiti kuyatoa
 
alafu mbaya zaidi alienda kukojoa kabla hatujaenda kulala.

Kwa Hiyo ulitaka asikojoe?

Na unge mgegeda vp sasa wakati kojo limembana?
 
Eliphaz the Temanite said:
Iliwahi kutokea once, When she put off her clothes ooooh! I couldn't I just gave her money called the tax. She just felt bad ...I really her na pesa haikuwa tena issue kwake akaanza kulia, umenionaje Ikabdi nisingizie bwana sometimes jogoo halipandi mtungi but she I was lying
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Naona lugha gongana hl eneo
 
jaman mapenzi ni uchafu! kama ningekuwa mm huyo bi dada ningemnyonya papuchi mpaka iwe safi then kuhusu ma..vuzi me i don care ningekamua kama kawa ndo maana sisi watoto wa uswazi madem wanatupenda coz hatufeel kinyaa wakati wa romance!
 
Excel said:
mi huwa napenda sana kuwa muwazi hasa kwa mpenzi wangu!

kwa ishu kama hiyo, kama ingelikuwa ni mimi, ningelimnyoa usiku huo huo!!!!!

sasa hapa sijui umekuja kutangaza inneficiency zako katika mapenzi?

mi nakuterm kama mchafu pia, kwa sababu umeona eneo lenye uchafu, ukaliacha bila jitihada yoyote ya kulifanya usafi!

changes begins with you!
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Looohh!!!, kwani huwa umejihami na vifaa vya Kinyozi mkuu ?............!!!!!!!
 
chiko said:
Looohh!!!, kwani huwa umejihami na vifaa vya Kinyozi mkuu ?............!!!!!!!
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mkuu kwani Gillette inauzwa ujerumani peke yake?

halafu unajua kumnyoa mpenzi wako ni raha sana?

yani unatinda papuchi style unayotaka wewe mwenyewe!!!

baada ya hapo, unakula kazi ya mikono yako!!

au hujui wanaume tuliambiwa tule kwa jasho?
 
kimugina said:
alafu mbaya zaidi alienda kukojoa kabla hatujaenda kulala.

Kwa Hiyo ulitaka asikojoe?

Na unge mgegeda vp sasa wakati kojo limembana?
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hivi ukigegeda wakati kojo limekukaba hali inakuwaje?
 
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