Wanaume pitieni hapa: Signs that you will never marry

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SIGNS THAT YOU WILL NEVER MARRY

1.If you can make a perfctly round chapati and you are a man think twice.

2.If you light a Jiko on weekend and cook your own githeri,hahaha sioni bibi hapo dugu yangu.

3.Kama uko na kitambi na haukunywi pombe hakuna bibi atakupikia hiyo food yote.

4.If you are a man and when a lady comes to your house you still cook for her after her first visit trust you have no intention for marrying soon bro.. .

5.Kama unaenjoy kuosha vyombo and you are a man, Woooooooiiii i see no hope in your marital status.

6.Kama unaoga kila siku think twice. Mwanaume ni kuoga twice a week.
 
hahaha ila kweli aisee washing cooking utensils with your beads looks like a good shame hah
 
Kuna wajerumani fulani nilikutana nao Kilimahewa aisee hawaogi kama week mbili hivi ,wanajipaka sijui nini hili lilinishangaza
 
ha hahahaaa..no.6 imenikumbusha kitu.
 
Hiyo namba 6 labda uwe huku kwetu Nyanda za juu kusini.
 
No 6. Inamaanisha... mwanaume anayeoga kila siku hupiga nyeto kila siku...
 
Duh....mkuu hiyo [HASHTAG]#No6[/HASHTAG] unamaanisha Kenya maji hakuna hadi ukae na uchafu mwilini,Wakeii mko na tabu sana joo,venye umeandika hapo naona kama uko na tongotongo kwa macho.
 
Duh....mkuu hiyo [HASHTAG]#No6[/HASHTAG] unamaanisha Kenya maji hakuna hadi ukae na uchafu mwilini,Wakeii mko na tabu sana joo,venye umeandika hapo naona kama uko na tongotongo kwa macho.
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