Wana MMU mnapo honga msijisahau sana

deejaywillzz · Jan 28, 2015

Kuna kamsemo alisema

Robert Mugabe (Zimbabwean Presiden):
"Sometimes you look back at the girls you spent money on instead of sending it to your mum and realise witchcraft is real"

In direct translation:
Muda mwingine una angalia ulipotoka, pesa ulizotumia na wanawake badala ya kuzituma kwa mama yako na kugundua uchawi upo

Waswahili wanaitaga limbwata

cc: Kibo10

Mkatavimeo · Jan 28, 2015

Principle ni moja tu: usihonge mchepuko more than they way you provide to your family. Ukishajiona unahonga more than what you pump in to your family, smell a rat and piga fumigation!

Heaven on Earth · Jan 28, 2015

saragossa said:
Principle ni moja tu: usihonge mchepuko more than they way you provide to your family. Ukishajiona unahonga more than what you pump in to your family, smell a rat and piga fumigation!

Hapo ujue mchepuko umekukoleza kwa mahaba.....

mikatabafeki · Jan 28, 2015

words............

Espy_ · Jan 28, 2015

mchawi wenu ni nyie wenyewe na tamaa zenu.

Apologise lady · Jan 28, 2015

Na msipohonga mtaitwa mario na mtamegewa sana.

naomba usiniquote tafadhali.

wazabangah1 · Jan 28, 2015

Heaven on Earth said:
Hapo ujue mchepuko umekukoleza kwa mahaba.....

Mahabaa yapi?? Embu tudadafulie walau kidogo

MO11 · Jan 28, 2015

unapohonga honga kwa akili usijisahau ikajua umependwa sana

Sikununu · Jan 28, 2015

Mie ndio bingwa wa kuonga...nimemjengea nyumba mchepuko bila hata kujijua....nashangaa siku hiyo baa tumekolofishana ndio ananichana laivu...ooohh mwanaume hata haujielewi na nyumba nimejenga kwa hela zako wakati we bado umepanga....

Sikununu · Jan 28, 2015

atoto said:
mchawi wenu ni nyie wenyewe na tamaa zenu.

Sio tamaa ndio maana dushee linasimama dede likiona mazingira hatarishi...iyo kataka sir God
Kama unabisha nikuse uone inavodedea....

Madam Mwajuma · Jan 28, 2015

Sikununu said:
Mie ndio bingwa wa kuonga...nimemjengea nyumba mchepuko bila hata kujijua....nashangaa siku hiyo baa tumekolofishana ndio ananichana laivu...ooohh mwanaume hata haujielewi na nyumba nimejenga kwa hela zako wakati we bado umepanga....

mkuu mfuko 1 wa sement huwa ni shi ngapi

pierre tall · Jan 28, 2015

Ni kwel na sahihi

innocentmollel · Jan 28, 2015

atoto said:
mchawi wenu ni nyie wenyewe na tamaa zenu.

Asante

ERoni · Jan 28, 2015

Kwa hilo namshukuru muumba wa mbingu na nchi..

innocentmollel · Jan 28, 2015

Apologise lady said:
Na msipohonga mtaitwa mario na mtamegewa sana.

naomba usiniquote tafadhali.

Asante

innocentmollel · Jan 28, 2015

Sikununu said:
Mie ndio bingwa wa kuonga...nimemjengea nyumba mchepuko bila hata kujijua....nashangaa siku hiyo baa tumekolofishana ndio ananichana laivu...ooohh mwanaume hata haujielewi na nyumba nimejenga kwa hela zako wakati we bado umepanga....

Mungu wangu na mariaaaaa

Espy_ · Jan 28, 2015

Sikununu said:
Sio tamaa ndio maana dushee linasimama dede likiona mazingira hatarishi...iyo kataka sir God
Kama unabisha nikuse uone inavodedea....

akili zingine!!! ndio maana ulijenga bila kujijua, hakukosea yule mwanamke kwa yale alokwambia!

Madame B · Jan 28, 2015

MO11 said:
unapohonga honga kwa akili usijisahau ikajua umependwa sana

.....na bado, mpaka nihakikishe nimekunyonyoa mpaka manyoya yako ya mwilini.

Heaven on Earth · Jan 28, 2015

wazabangah1 said:
Mahabaa yapi?? Embu tudadafulie walau kidogo

Tunahitaji kufanya practical ili udadafuzi ueleweke zaidi

Sikununu · Jan 28, 2015

mwaj waukweli said:
mkuu mfuko 1 wa sement huwa ni shi ngapi

Mfuko Wa sement siujui maana mie mgeni ndo nmekuja leo huku labda nimuulize jirani yangu hapa......

Wana MMU mnapo honga msijisahau sana

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