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Jinsi walivyokuwa wanamkita unadhani kuna mwanume huku uraiani anataka hiko kisima[emoji16]
Jinsi walivyokuwa wanamkita unadhani kuna mwanume huku uraiani anataka hiko kisima[emoji16]Kujisitiri mai futi [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
Analalamika kazi ile imemharibia kila kitu kuanzia kutengwa na familia, kuwekewa fatwa na wahafidhina wa Lebanon na kutambulika kila anakokwenda kunakomsababishia kukosa mpenzi wa kudumu japo ni milionea na yuko tayari kutulia na mwanaume mmoja waanzishe familia. Kuna kazi zingine zina laana!
Hivi hii ndio broccoli?! Sijawahi kuona mama mboga anapitisha mtaani kwetu. Ina ladha gani kama mchicha??Chunguza mboga zako vizuri kabla ya kuanza kuzikatakata... Hiyo ni broccoli [emoji3049] ina nyoka ndani yake wadudu kama nyoka na wengi hupenda Sana ukijani kuwa makini kwenye bustani yako hapo nyumba...
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Hako kamzigo angekuwa nacho demu wangu ningeringa sana [emoji16]Hahaha.[emoji12][emoji12]
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Akili mtu wangu[emoji16]MILLIONAIRE BORROWS FROM BANK
Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs a quarter of a million pounds.
“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”
The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president, and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.
One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, and repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"
The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"
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Ikiiva sana inasagika inakuwa utopolo. Inatakiwa iwe steamed kama unataka kupata ladha yake halisi. Shida yake kubwa ni kuwa na kiwango kikubwa cha pesticides labda upate ile organic iliyokuzwa bila madawa. Vinginevyo ni kuipotezea tu!Hivi hii ndio broccoli?! Sijawahi kuona mama mboga anapitisha mtaani kwetu. Ina ladha gani kama mchicha??