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Mgeni​

Huyu Mgeni ni shiiiida!
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa na keki au mkate?
Mgeni: Nipe keki mkate nitanywea chai ikishachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utapendelea ndiz au machungwa,
Mgeni: Nipe machungwa ndizi ntakula na wali
mchana.
Chezea mgeni ww.!!!

antimatter said:

Visa vya Madenge​

Baada ya kumaliza form four babaake akamwambia achague zawadi yoyote aipendayo
MADENGE: naomba pesa nikamuoe bibi maana siku nyingi amekuwa akiniita mchumba wake.
BABA: Shenzi kabisa wewe. Yule ni mama yangu mzazi huwezi kumuoa.
MADENGE: Mbona wewe umemuoa mama yangu mzazi sijasema kitu? Lazima nilipize kisasi ikikuuma muache mama yangu ili kila mtu akae na mamayake

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Siamini mtu aliyemaliza form four awe na akili hizo

SAGAI GALGANO said:

Three some

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Kumbe kitu natural kabisa hadi nzi nao wanapenda

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SAGAI GALGANO said:

Three some

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Mshana Jr said:

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mweeh bora kama hukumkula

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Taavid said:

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Kbsa