Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Mtumishi; kwa nini tuandikie wino na mate yapo? Si urushe tu kapicha kama kule kwenye uzi wa kuselfika tuone? Kuna ugumu gani kufanya hivyo?

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Heaven Sent said:

Mbona nimeshatuma sana tu; usije ukapingua urafiki na mimi kisa sina msambwanda jamani mweeeh

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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Narudia tena: Ogopa matapeli. Wanyaki wote wana misambwanda. No exceptions everrr !!!

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Heaven Sent said:

Kama kwa kuanzia papo, ngoja nichangamkie fursa

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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Hii nchi yaani dah!
Hata mkulima masikini naye akienda kuuza vimazao vyake ni lazima akamuliwe. Halafu ripoti ya CAG ikitoka watu wameiba mpaka kufuru. Halafu ndio hawa hawa wanajiona wajanja wanajenga majumba ya kushangaza na kusukuma ma Range Rovers. Ukisema utaambiwa unaona wivu...

Kama kweli tungekuwa na dhamira ya kuendelea kwa kodi zote hizi na tozo pamoja na mabilioni ya misaada na mikopo tunayopewa, tungeweza kabisa aisee. Lakini leo hii unakwenda vijijini huko unakuta watu wetu bado masikini wa kutupwa; wakati pesa zinachezewa tu...
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Mshana Jr said:

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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

HAPA BUSARA INAHITAJIKA

Mwanamke kaazima ndoo ya mpangaji mwenzake chumba cha pili ambae ni kijana hajaoa.Alipomaliza kuoga akajifunga khanga yake moja akatoka bafuni akairudisha ndoo, alipofika ndani kwake akakumbuka amesahau chupi yake kwenye ile ndoo, akatoka harakaharaka vilevile na khanga moja na kugonga mlango.

Jamaa akamwambia aingie ndani aichukue, Anatoka tu mlangoni anakutana na mumewe anatoka kazini kamuona mkewe kavaa khanga moja na mkononi kashika chupi.

Je wewe ungekuwa ni mume au mchumba wake ungefanya maamuzi gani?

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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Dunia hii mhh !!!
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