Hahaha. Hilarious stuff.
You find Kansiime funny (stay away from me). Unajifananisha na Beyonce (groupie). Humjui The Mamba (ehh!). Unaijua Club nayo-support (not bad). You have a sense of humor (you're the truth). Inspired by any Kardashian (too low). You have no taste in music (you have no taste at all). Ukiulizwa movie na utaje series/soap-operas (it's just not your thing). You read (stay blessed).Holding on to your past relationships' baggage (fix yourself). Unatu-refer wanaume kama "hawa viumbe" (too bitter). You don't get none of this (don't even talk to me).