Vioja Katika Daladala!

Bazazi said:

Kwa
wale wenye magari na kwa kawaida hampandi
Daladala;​

Hivi ndivyo viroja tunavyopata kwenye
Daladala wenzenu tusio na magari​

Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni
nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe,
Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
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Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
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Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na
zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
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Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande
fridge...."
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Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale
nyuma, ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
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Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama
ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni
peke yako!!!"
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Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna
sipandi..."
Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"

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