Vioja Katika Daladala!

Bazazi

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Kwa wale wenye magari na kwa kawaida hampandi Daladala;​

Hivi ndivyo viroja tunavyopata kwenye Daladala wenzenu tusio na magari​

Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
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Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
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Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
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Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
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Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma, ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
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Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni peke yako!!!"
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Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"

 

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valid statement

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dah.nimecheka si kipole pole...

 

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daniel mwasemele

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iyo tamu !

 

HP1

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Hahahaaa

 

Chakuchambuka

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Aaaaaaa kwakwa kwakwa nimijisahau had nimecheka msiban ......du

 

Mtalingolo

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Konda: Naomba nauli..
Abiria: Kwani hujapewa NYUMA??

Konda: we shoga nini, nani kakwambia anataka 0714 yako hapa...

 

Shine

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Daladala zina kero ila wakati mwingine zinafurahisha sana maana utasikia maneno ambayo maishani hujawahi kuyasikia na hutoyasikia tena

 

Jovegg

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hahahahaha

 

Adharusi

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U made my day

 

BABU CHONDO

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Ilikuwepo

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Fredmaty Zach.

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• Aug 11, 2012

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daah ebwana ii noumaaaa.

 

HIMARS

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mmm haya bana ni comment

 

Ralphryder

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Bazazi said:

Kwa
wale wenye magari na kwa kawaida hampandi
Daladala;​

Hivi ndivyo viroja tunavyopata kwenye
Daladala wenzenu tusio na magari​

Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni
nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe,
Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
********************************
Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
*******************************
Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na
zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
*******************************

Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande
fridge...."
******************************
Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale
nyuma, ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
********************************
Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama
ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni
peke yako!!!"
*******************************
Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna
sipandi..."
Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"

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Epuka kauli zifuatazo uwamo ndani ya daladala, Nitakupa,Atakupa mbele,Hujapewa mbele?,Utapewa nyuma,Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri,Ngoja isimame nikupe,Subiri asimamishe nikupe n.k ongeza nyingine tata.

 

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Getsemane

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• Aug 11, 2012

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Dah! Hizi kali.Misemo haitakaa iishe!!!

 

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hi-lander

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daah! ama kweli !

 

Mwl Ngasa

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mh! hii kali kuliko!

 

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peter mpine

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• Aug 25, 2012

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teh teh teh teh!! Nimeipenda hyo.

 

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valid statement

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• Aug 25, 2012

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makonda wana maneno sana, na vijineno vya kipekee sana hawo jamaa

 

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Albizo

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• Aug 27, 2012

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Abiria:konda wa2 wamejaa usipakie wengine.
Konda:gari halijaagi,chupa ya chai ndio inajaa...