Mmh!, utandawazi huu bana! Zamani ulikua unafunua chupi ndio uone ******, lakini siku hizi! unapanua **** ndio uone chupi.
Mambo ya bikini hayo wana JF!.
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Msichana 1 kutoka kijijini alipata BOY FRIEND wakaenda GUEST HOUSE kufika tu, jamaa akaingia chooni na kuvaa kondom alivyotoka msichana akapiga simu kwao akawaambia ndugu zake "nimepata BOY FRIEND mpya hata MB** YAKE haijafunguliwa ipo kwenye lailon lake.
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KIZAZ KIPYA NOMA: Baba kakaa vibaya mara binti yake akamuuliza mbona mapumbu yako meusi hvyo? Baba akajibu; Mashine ya mama yako ni ya diesel..
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A man 4get 2 zip up his trouser so a lady said to him,"Sir, ur garage is open. The man gave a nauty smile as he zip up & ask,"Did u see my Black Range Rover Jeep parked inside? The lady smiles bac n says,"NO,jst a small suzuki with two flat tyres.