a tourist asked a boat guy do u know biology, psychology, geography, geology and criminology?
The boat guy said no....the tourist then said: What the hell u know on the face of this earth? U will die of illiteracy!
After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist:
Do u know swimology and escapology from crocodilogy? The tourist said no,
the boat guy replied:
Well u will drownology and crocodilogy will eat your assology and u will dieology because of your badmouthlogy