Ushauri wa bure kwa wanaume

Galacha Maestro

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Sep 29, 2011
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ADVICE TO MEN (GUYS):

Dear men,

1. Having many girlfriends does not make you a man. It only makes you a womanizer and a cheat and a boy.

2. A real man has only one woman in his life.

3. For the fact that you are good in bed does not make you a man. A real man is the man who does not run away from his responsibility but faces it squarely.

4. You don't need to sag your trousers and walk round the street before girls will love you. Infact it is only small boys that sag trousers and it is premature little girls that fall in love with men who sag trousers.

5. Don't use and dump ladies. Remember the law of karma. Whatever you do, you will receive the reward.

6. If you cannot make her your wife, don't make her a mother.

7. Do not obey your erection at all times. Most times our erections mislead us to the wrong direction. Control your erection. Don't let your erection control you.

8. It is not everything you see under skirt that you should hustle to eat, some skirts contain snakes that will bite you. Control your sex urge. Self control and abstinence pays a lot.

9. Do not date a lady because she has sexy curves, boobs and shapes. Those things are just packaging; and packaging can be very deceptive.

10. Respect any lady that loves you.

11. Do not beat any woman, even if she is your wife.

12. Real men don't gossip.

13. Spend more time to hustle for money. Real and wise men use their time to think and plan on how to be financially successful. Foolish men use their time to think and plan on how to sleep with many girls.

14. The world only celebrates successful men. Nobody will celebrate you for having many girlfriends. Therefore what is the benefit? Waste of energy and waste of protein.

15. You don't need to sag your trousers and walk round the street before girls will love you. In fact it is only small boys that sag trousers and it is premature little girls that fall in love with men who sag trousers.
 
Do not beat any woman?

Even that bi*tch at shivaz who want to steel my watch and phone?
 

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