Unqualified Physician Lyrics

I am not a qualified physician
And I dont want to give this
injection
I am not a qualified physician
And I dont want to give this
injection
Dorothy is begging for trouble
She insist I should give her this
needle
But, darling, one thing I want you
know
Donât blame me for where the needle go

I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
Dr Ring Ding, you are terrible
I cant stand the size of your needle

She lied on in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said Darling cant you be steady
Im going to have it done very
shortly
She said Dr Ring Ding I am sorry
But the size of the needle frighten
me

She still wouldnt lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And I went on giving the injection
She screamed Doctor stop! I cant
stand the pain!
I dont think you are inside the right
vein
I said Its your own fault you
wouldnt be told
The needle must be stick in the
wrong hole
I pull it from that hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right
vein
The needle just gone in half a inch
The stupid young lady start to clinch
Suddenly she???
Doc I can feel the penicillin going in
I said You little fool what you do
You talk until the needle breaking
you