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Unaweza kusema nini kilitokea.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by asakuta same, Dec 17, 2011.

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    asakuta same JF-Expert Member

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    FACE BOOK BWANA..kwa hisani ya cheka upasuke

    Mama Ajiunga Facebook Kwa Jina La *beib Loveee*
    Baba Ajiunga Kwa Jina La *Pezda wa kitaa*

    WOTE WAMEJIUNGA FACEBOOK KWA SIRI NA HAWAKUWEKA PICHA.

    Sasa Siku Moja Baba Akaona Request *beib loveee wants to be your friend*

    Mzee Akaconfirm fasta na kuzama *INBOX*

    Inbox ilikua hv:-
    Prezda wakitaa: karibu mrembo....

    Beib lovee: thanx mtanashati....

    Prezda wakitaa: unaishi wapi?....

    Beib lovee: SINZA kwa wajanja(kasema ukweli)

    Prezda wakitaa: nice place swt.

    Beib lovee: thanx.. Wewe unaishi wapi?

    Prezda wakitaa: KINONDONI(kadanganya)

    Beib lovee: unakaa kwa mapedejee?

    Prezda wakitaa: haaa! haaaa! Kawaida 2 mrembo....vp 2naweza 2kakutana 2kaongea zaidi mrembo?

    Beib lovee: wewe 2 me nipo free.......
    tabiri sasa kilichotokea walipokutana
     
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    Dickson fumbuka Member

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    Ilikuwa ni balaaaaaaah!!
     
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    steering Member

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    Prezda:Baby waweza nipa no ya simu?
    Beib: Haisumbui hii: 07xxxxxxx.nijulishe 2kutane wapi?
    Prezda: meeda anex.
     
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    steering Member

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    prezd akasign out fasta:kupiga hakuamii maana aliona jina la mkewe,akiwa hajachukua uamuz wa kukata,mara mkewe anapokea simu,'mume wangu ndo unatoka kazn?ndo niko nyumban nakupika'
     
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    asakuta same JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha!
    prszida; wee mama nani umefuata nini hapa?
    beib; nikuulize ww?
    hapo kabla hawajagundua kuwa ndo vidate venyewe...
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    I hate Face Book.
     
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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    me too.
     
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    asakuta same JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha!.baada ya songombingo bila kujua,beib lovee akazama fcbk kumpasha prezda wa kitaa km cku imeingia mtima nyongo akakumbana na inbox toka kwa prezdaa ya kupata dharula na kuombwa wakutane cku ingine.teh teh
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu Cheka Upasuke ni Page langu,thanks kuipaisha.
     
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    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    usihate fb hate watu wanaotumia fb vibaya
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Uaminifu kwishney!
     
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