Unaweza kumtoa Mbezi Makabe ukamleta Bunju still.......!!!

[donlucchese]

Kama uzi unavyojieleza wakuu,
Sometimes kuna wanawake wengine bila kutumia mbinu za kiintelejensia kumuingiza room, unaweza ukashinda nae sitting room mnaangalia tu muvi ya Olympus Has Fallen. Kumshawishi mwanamke lazima uwe mkali wa numerical methods kwa mtindo wa Trial & Error. Wengine wanakuaga pasua kichwa yaani unaweza kupiga Masmoochie freshi lakini ukikaribia kushika the promised land anaanza kukuuliza," unataka kufanya nini? Nataka kukusaidia kufua (as if she doesn't know ur erotic intentions). So, u must be creative, passionate and mostly important patient as it may take hours before finally Olympus has fallen.
Ng'wanene Ing'washi.

 

[Hoshea]

lesson?
Be patient.

 

[Munkari]

So unataka kuwafundisha nini vijana wenzio ?

 

[Mashaxizo]

Khaaa!
Wee vipi!!!!
Mtu anatolewa duniani anapelekwa ahera!!!
We unashangaa kutolewa Mbezi kupelekwa........!

 

[cyprian6]

He he he hatari sana..ukiwa mjinga mjinga utabaki kushika mapembe..

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Mi nikigundua kuwa unataka kunigegeda, nakuja nikiwa nimeweka hirizi, vibuyu na kinyonga kwenye pochi.
Ukianza tu kunishikashika nakuambia ngoja kidogo kisha navaa zana zangu za kazi. Lazima uniogope

 

[Ngalikihinja]

Akibakia sebule si unam'baruzi hapo hapo..!?

 

[The Boss]

sitaki nataka dawa yake ndogo mno....

mpe starehe tu,halafu usigusie

 

[kbm]

Ukimtoa Mbezi Mkabe, katiza naye mitaa..., pita Goba au Mbezi Msumi, utatokezea Mbopo, alafu kata kulia nyosha kulekea Madale, pitia pale kwa marehemu Kawawa, moja kwa moja utatokezea Wazo Hill (kiwanda cha Cement), hapo kata kushoto, moja kwa moja, mbele kidogo kata kulia ukiacha njia ya kwenda Mabwepanda..., kwa mbele utaanza kuona maeneo yako ya Bunju..., hapo mwambie... "baby unaona safari ilivyo ndefu, tumetoka huko kote mpaka hapa, sasa ninakuomba tupumzike kidogo, alafu tuendelee na safari' Bunju ni pale tunakaribia kufika" bilashaka atakuelewa...,
anyway njia hii ni ndefu..., unaweza pita shortcut unazozijua...

 

[bonna]

ahahha uzinzi bana...kazi kweli kweli ahahhha

 

[Tamatheo]

Kama uzi unavyojieleza wakuu,
Sometimes kuna wanawake wengine bila kutumia mbinu za kiintelejensia kumuingiza room, unaweza ukashinda nae sitting room mnaangalia tu muvi ya Olympus Has Fallen. Kumshawishi mwanamke lazima uwe mkali wa numerical methods kwa mtindo wa Trial & Error. Wengine wanakuaga pasua kichwa yaani unaweza kupiga Masmoochie freshi lakini ukikaribia kushika the promised land anaanza kukuuliza," unataka kufanya nini? Nataka kukusaidia kufua (as if she doesn't know ur erotic intentions). So, u must be creative, passionate and mostly important patient as it may take hours before finally Olympus has fallen.
Ng'wanene Ing'washi.

Kama ulimkaribisha kuangalia muviz huko chumbani kuna nini wakati TV iko sebuleni. Vijana acheni mapenzi ya kizamani au ya kitoto sijui niseme. Ndio maana dada zetu wengi wanalalamika mnawabaka....Kama mna nafasi mtutafute tuliokula chumvi nyingi tuwape mbinu za kurina asali hata mchana wa jua kali.

 

[mwekundu]

VIDOLE kwenye PAPUCHI,KISSES za SHINGO kibao ndo dawa yao+BAKABAKA style mara ya kwanza lazima ufaulu
NB:thru my research conducted ukijifanya mstaarabu hata demu awe malaya kiasi gani hupati kitu-play dirty/bad boy style(The way utavyomchukulia na yeye ndo ata respond hivyohivyo ukijifanya wisdom mademu wa kiafrika first time sex haihitajiki)

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[donlucchese]

So unataka kuwafundisha nini vijana wenzio ?

Patienty is a virtual

 

[Nyamayao]

sitaki nataka dawa yake ndogo mno.... mpe starehe tu,halafu usigusie

akikutana na mtaalamu, itakula kwake hii!

 

[donlucchese]

Kama ulimkaribisha kuangalia muviz huko chumbani kuna nini wakati TV iko sebuleni. Vijana acheni mapenzi ya kizamani au ya kitoto sijui niseme. Ndio maana dada zetu wengi wanalalamika mnawabaka....Kama mna nafasi mtutafute tuliokula chumvi nyingi tuwape mbinu za kurina asali hata mchana wa jua kali.

Hapana mkuu yan tv iko sebuleni halafu unataka kufanya movement ya kumpeleka chumbani.

 

[donlucchese]

VIDOLE kwenye PAPUCHI,KISSES za SHINGO kibao ndo dawa yao+BAKABAKA style mara ya kwanza lazima ufaulu
NB:thru my research conducted ukijifanya mstaarabu hata demu awe malaya kiasi gani hupati kitu-play dirty/bad boy style(The way utavyomchukulia na yeye ndo ata respond hivyohivyo ukijifanya wisdom mademu wa kiafrika first time sex haihitajiki)

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Hiii hua naikubali ya ki babe sana. Ni kama tu general formula ya Quadratic Equation, we unapachika tu constants

 

[donlucchese]

Ukimtoa Mbezi Mkabe, katiza naye mitaa..., pita Goba au Mbezi Msumi, utatokezea Mbopo, alafu kata kulia nyosha kulekea Madale, pitia pale kwa marehemu Kawawa, moja kwa moja utatokezea Wazo Hill (kiwanda cha Cement), hapo kata kushoto, moja kwa moja, mbele kidogo kata kulia ukiacha njia ya kwenda Mabwepanda..., kwa mbele utaanza kuona maeneo yako ya Bunju..., hapo mwambie... "baby unaona safari ilivyo ndefu, tumetoka huko kote mpaka hapa, sasa ninakuomba tupumzike kidogo, alafu tuendelee na safari' Bunju ni pale tunakaribia kufika" bilashaka atakuelewa...,
anyway njia hii ni ndefu..., unaweza pita shortcut unazozijua...

Hahaha, daaah ebana mkuu una moyo wa kifarisayo sana.

 

[donlucchese]

Mi nikigundua kuwa unataka kunigegeda, nakuja nikiwa nimeweka hirizi, vibuyu na kinyonga kwenye pochi.
Ukianza tu kunishikashika nakuambia ngoja kidogo kisha navaa zana zangu za kazi. Lazima uniogope

Mama JJ duuuh namna hiyo yaani nitafyata fasta tena ntaomba kukusindikiza uondoke.

 

[guest-1790917349]

sitaki nataka dawa yake ndogo mno....

mpe starehe tu,halafu usigusie

hahaaaaaa
nimecheka sanaa

 

[sister]

Akibakia sebule si unam'baruzi hapo hapo..!?

formula ni kwamba lazima iwe chumbani...tena kitandani...mwe......