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M-bongotz

JF-Expert Member
Jan 7, 2010
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This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack

HUSBAND:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.


HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:

Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

 

Mchaka Mchaka

JF-Expert Member
Jul 20, 2010
4,520
0
this is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...

wife:

i wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then i wrote your name on my heart & i got heart attack

husband:

god saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created you.

wife:

twinkle twinkle little star
you should know what you are
and once you know what you are
mental hospital is not so far.


husband:

the rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

wife:

roses are red; violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but outside, laughing at you



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