Una Boy Friend?

[Kiresua]

Mrembo mmoja alipokea cm ya namba ngeni na mazungumzo yakawa hivi ;-

NAMBA NGENI: hallow, una boyfriend..??

MREMBO: ndio ninae kwn wee nan ??

NAMBA NGENI: mimi baba ako kumbe una boyfriend nikirud utanitambua.

....simu ikakatika...


Mrembo akiwa na mawazo nini afanye simu ikaita tena kwa namba ngeni tofauti na ya mwnzo:

NAMBA NGENI: hallow, una boyfriend??

MREMBO: hapana cna.

NAMBA NGENI: vipi mpenzz?? Ina maana
umensaliti??

MREMBO: hapana bby nlijua baba kanipigia simu sasa hiv.

NAMBA NGENI: ni mimi baba yako, nilitaka kuhakikisha tu kama kweli una boyfriend, nakwambia utanikoma leoo!

Enjoy!!

 

[Kibwebwe]

Kwi kwi kwi

 

[felinda]

hiyo imetokelezea....big up

 

[Vegetarian]

Ahaa...haaa... We mkaree imebidi nihairishe kucheki mechi kwa muda.

 

[sapaka]

ha ha ha ha.umenitisha tiririsha zaidi.

 

[princess enny]

haha hahaha hah ha hhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! hyo ni zaid ya kali binti hatopokea sim tenah huyo especialy namba ngeni

 

[ummu kulthum]

halo halowwwwwwww

 

[MC babuu]

Hahahah duh uyo baba ni mjeruman coz ana mastaplan

 

[grafani11]

Msinisifie sana jamani, nilitaka nihakikishe tu kama mwanangu bado ana password au imeondolewa tayari, manake kuna kibopa wa serikali ameniahidi sehemu ya chenji ya rada akimkuta na password.

Hapa nilipo nina machungu ya kukosa kitita....

 

[KARIA]

Kwa wadada wa sasa kuikuta password mmhh labda umsaini ndani ndani ila kwa hapa mjini dharulaaa!

 

[Catherine]

Teh teh teh teh! Hatupokei namba ngeni sasa

 

[Khalifab]

kwikwikwikwikwik aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[ngulinho]

te te te te te te te te:israel::israel: