Ukikutana na shetani leo hii utamwambia nini?

[Zero IQ]

Kama mnavyojua vitu vizuri vizuri vyote ni kazi na miliki ya shetani,

1: pombe
2:Sigara
3😛apuchi

anasa na kila ubaya unaouona ni kazi ya shetani .

Je ukikutana na Shetani leo hii utamwambia nini?

Binafsi nitamwambia kitu kimoja tu aende kwa Mungu akaombe msamaha ili watu tule Raha bila kuwaza kwenda Motoni.

 

[dawa yenu]

Umewaza nini?

 

[Chukwu emeka]

😀😀😀😀Aiseee we jamaa

 

[The 13]

Alimfanya nn eva edeni

 

[thanos]

Aache mambo yake ya kidwanzi..amludie mungu watu tuishi fresh

 

[Zero IQ]

😀😀😀😀Aiseee we jamaa

Niambie mkuu

 

[Zero IQ]

Alimfanya nn eva edeni

Alimpa tunda la katikati

 

[Zero IQ]

Napita tu

Unaenda wapi?

 

[Zero IQ]

Aache mambo yake ya kidwanzi..amludie mungu watu tuishi fresh

Umeona eeh ata mi ndio navotaka iwe hivyo

 

[Chukwu emeka]

Niambie mkuu

Nakuona katika ubora wako na topic adimu

 

[Airmanula]

We kiazi kweli..kwenye listi umechagua vitu vya kipuuzi....
Hamuwazi pesa mnawaza vitu vya ovyo tu

Ntamwambia anipe pesa na utajiri

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Hakuna kitu wala mtu anaitwa shetani. Hizo zote ni story za kusadikika kama alfa lela ulela tu.

 

[Zero IQ]

Nakuona katika ubora wako na topic adimu

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[Zero IQ]

Hakuna kitu wala mtu anaitwa shetani. Hizo zote ni story za kusadikika kama alfa lela ulela tu.

Esopo

 

[Dejavu]

Ntamuliza kwanini Mungu anamkaribishaga yeye bwana shetani wapige stori mbinguni? Sababu kuna kipindi Mungu alimwambia shetani amtese ayubu ila asichukue roho yake tu. Na kuna time alimruhusu shetani akamjaribu Yesu. So hii inamaanisha wana pigaga sana stori.
Isije kuwa wanatuchezea akili tu hawa wakubwa. [emoji16]

 

[lukowe]

Hahahaha funny comments za wadau

 

[Zero IQ]

Ntamuliza kwanini Mungu anamkaribishaga wapige stori mbinguni? Sababu kuna kipindi Mungu alimwambia shetani amtese ayubu ila asichukue roho yake tu. So hii inamaanisha wana pigaga sana stori.
Isije kuwa wanatuchezea akili tu hawa wakubwa. [emoji16]

Kama unasema kweli vile mkuu haka ni kamchezo tu

 

[Castr]

Me: Nicca is dat your crown?

Him: No these are my horns. They are intimidating right?

Me: No, what's so intimidating about horns? They just make you look like a gazelle.

Him: Nicca that's the point I mean where have you seen a handsome with horns? Come on..

Me: Dafuq, so you are handsome?

Him: Yeah. How do you think Eve didn't question what I told her?

Me: Yep that's logic. Now I was given this chance by Zero Iq to ask you a question..

Him: Alright shoot.

Me: In your head...

Him: Yeah

Me: is dat a crown?

Him: Fck get outta here.

 

[ras jeff kapita]

Mimi nitamuuliza...kwa nini ana kiburi??

 

[impongo]

Naenda kulala

Unaenda wapi?