Uchunguzi katika Viwanja vya Ndege

Uchunguzi katika Viwanja vya Ndege

MAMMAMIA

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Mnaojipitisha kwenye viwanja vya ndege na kukaguliwa kwa kisingiozio cha kutafuta magaidi, mtambue kila ulichonacho, kila ulivyo, unaonekana. Wanakucheeeeeeeeeka!

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[TD="bgcolor: #c0504d, colspan: 2"]January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

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[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Terrorists Discovered
[/TD]
[TD]0
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Transvestites
[/TD]
[TD]133
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Hernias (Mabusha)

[/TD]
[TD]1,485
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Hemorrhoid Cases
[/TD]
[TD]3,172
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Enlarged Prostates (Visiki virefu)

[/TD]
[TD]8,249

[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Breast Implants
[/TD]
[TD]59,350
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Natural Blondes

[/TD]
[TD]3

[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

 
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MAMMAMIA, you just crazy.

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hahaha loh! Ndo maana nashauri kutumia usafiri usio na gharama, kupaa na 'ungo'
 
hapo kwenye breast implants hapo..mie hooi!!
 
Mimi kutokana na taaifa hii, nimeamua kuBADILI TABIA. Nasubiri kibali tu toka Wizara ya Ulinzi na Idara ya Anga nianzishe safari za kibiashara.

Bora hata hii njia ya usafiri unajua kusafiri ukiwa umevaa birthday suit kunahusika!so gardening and deforrestation activities zitafanywa mapeema!
 
Bora hata hii njia ya usafiri unajua kusafiri ukiwa umevaa birthday suit kunahusika!so gardening and deforrestation activities zitafanywa mapeema!

tena uzuri wa ndege hizi zinaweza kutua chumbani kwako, hakuna wakukuchunguza
 
Bora hata hii njia ya usafiri unajua kusafiri ukiwa umevaa birthday suit kunahusika!so gardening and deforrestation activities zitafanywa mapeema!
Hahaha! Tatizo lake bado hatuna viwanja maalumu vya kutulia. mara unashitua unatua juu ya paa la nyumba au unaangukia uwani.
 
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