*TOP 10 SINS COMMITTED ON FACEBOOK* (God is watching you)

[Sumba-Wanga]

1. You buy some cheap
underwear Ngara and on facebook you write: "I love Gucci
underwears"
*God is watching you*

2. You're a married man with 2
kids & on facebook you always
claim to be single *God is watching you*

3. You're 21 yrs old & you're
dating a man of 54 yrs, your
updates say "can't wait to see
my baby." Is that your baby or
your grandpa?
*God is watching you*

4. You're are drinking ice water
& you update "I'm drinking Bells
on the rocks" *God is watching
you*

5. You're in the house watching
Afro sinema on Citizen tv but you
update "watching Fast & Furious 6 at IMAX" *God is watching
you*

6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n
chewing gums or work in
an MPESA SHOP & u update
"had a long day in the office"
*God is watching you*

7. U r waiting for a matatu & u
update "stuck in traffic thank
God for the air conditioner in
ma car"
*God is watching you*

8. U r using some fake nokia
phone and you update
ur status "My laptop is slow"
*God is watching you*

9. You are somewhere in Kibera n u update your status
"near New York"
*God is watching you*

10. Your real name is; Petronilah Waithera/ Zipporah Anyango/ Philomena Nanjala or some
funny names and on facebook u
call yourself 'Natasha McutePretty
BootyliciousFly yule Mkare'
*God is watching
you*


SOURCE: ADOPTED FROM FACEBOOK ( with a bit of modifications)

 

[Kaunga]

Na za JF je?

 

[Gody]

Na za JF je?

Kaunga unatumbia wewe lawyer upo Arusha kumbe ni muuza nyanya kariakoo *God watchin you*y

 

[businezz_oligarch]

aaaah cmon zote nimekubali lakini hyo ya 6 nakataa...sellng bscuts n m pesa z t not an office??au ofisi lazma iwe na a/c na secretary??

 

[ndetichia]

khaaa jf kila mtu yupo sahihi ndio raha yake..

 

[The last don]

Unachukua status za watu on facebook then unakuja kuzitupia hapa Jamii forums pasipo kutambua uwepo wa muanzishaji kama vile wewe ndio muanzishaji....'God iz watching u'

 

[Kaunga]

Kaunga unatumbia wewe lawyer upo Arusha kumbe ni muuza nyanya kariakoo *God watchin you*y

Hahahah, hiyo ya Arusha nilikuwa najaribu kuwa humble kidogo. Kiukweli niko Hollywood!

 

[Sumba-Wanga]

aaaah cmon zote nimekubali lakini hyo ya 6 nakataa...sellng bscuts n m pesa z t not an office??au ofisi lazma iwe na a/c na secretary??

Yaah lakini why not saying I am doing this and that.......
Ukisema ofisini watz tunajua ni jengo

 

[Sumba-Wanga]

Unachukua status za watu on facebook then unakuja kuzitupia hapa Jamii forums pasipo kutambua uwepo wa muanzishaji kama vile wewe ndio muanzishaji....'God iz watching u'

Taken care off!

 

[Sumba-Wanga]

Na za JF je?

Hizo tunasubiri kutoka kwako