Tofauti kati ya inbox ya mdada na mkaka

Tangopori

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May 11, 2012

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• Jan 12, 2015

• #1

Inbox ya mdada:

1. I love u dear (Juma.)

2.Nikutoe out Leo? (John.)

3.Huwa inaniuma sana nikikuona na wanaume wengine (Mwambi)

4.Sweetie! usisahau Trip ya Bagamoyo, uniambie nikupitie wapi (MD)

5.Darling, have you seen d credit I sent u?
(boss 1)

6.Honey najitahidi kukamilisha taratibu za kuleta posa nakupenda sana (Evans)

7. Hilo! jione kama umeshapata (Mheshimiwa 2)

8.Baby! check akaunti yako nimekuwekea kitu (Chairman)

Inbox ya mkaka:

1.Salio lako halitoshi kukamilisha ombi lako (TIGO)

2.Ukinitumia txt nyingine namwambia Rafiki yako (Jane)

3.Mwanaume gani unashindwa kutoa Msaada (Patricia)

4.Unajifanya hupokei simu lakini Wiki hii ni ya mwisho lipa Kodi au utoke kwenye Nyumba yangu(Baba mwenye nyumba)

5.Kaka nakutegemea Ada (Jaki)

6.Mwanangu Njaa inatuuwa usitusahau, Mungu akubariki(Mama)

7.Sijaziona siku zangu , napenda ujue hilo (Jirani House girl).

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Telatela Jr

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Dec 29, 2014

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• Jan 12, 2015

• #2

I literally laughed till I snored...
....very funny

 

stwita

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Feb 14, 2011

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• Jan 12, 2015

• #3

Ha ha ha...

 

Sir_Mimi

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Jun 21, 2013

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• #4

Hahahaha hiyo No4 na 7 usiombe ikukute lazima akili ikukae sawa,unakuta kidume kinaongea pekeake barabarani na ishara kinafanya na ukimuangalia ni kijana mdogo tu ila maisha yamemyumbisha,noma sana!

 

Blessed Keinerugaba

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Nov 16, 2011

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• #5

aiseee,hii kitu ni kweli kwa asilimia kubwa sana!

 

Fundisi Muhapa

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Nov 25, 2013

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• Jan 12, 2015

• #6

Nimechekaje!!!! Ya kiume ni balaa tupu #7 .......

 

DZUDZUKU

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Nov 8, 2012

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• Jan 12, 2015

• #7

"Mpenzi, sijaona siku zangu mwezi wa tatu sasa"

 

Smart911

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Jan 3, 2014

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194,014

• Jan 12, 2015

• #8

Kwa asilimia kubwa ni kweli, unakuta mpaka mtu anahofia kuicha simu yake anajua ikichunguliwa tu keshaanikwa. Ni jumbe za shida, lawama, matatizo na mizinga tu.

 

everlenk

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Oct 5, 2012

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Hahahah!! Inapendeza.....

 

ERoni

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Jan 9, 2013

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• Jan 12, 2015

• #10

Hahaha...! Kweli japo siku hizi hata wadada wanadaiwa kodi, wanatuma pesa kwa mama zao na mengine mengi..!

 

mikatabafeki

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Dec 29, 2010

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• #11

kunaka ukweli hapa

 

Samwel Meleka

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Oct 16, 2014

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Hatariiii

 

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Appuch

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Dec 28, 2014

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Ha ha ha ha ha! teh teh teheeh!!!! UMENIFURAHISHA XANA AROOO.! Mpaka nimemkumbuka mwimbaji flani aitwa Mosh Wiliam....na tungo yake.."Wanaume tumeumbwaa, matessoo, matessooo kuhangaikaaa.

Halaf unamkuta humu bongoflava- generation analalamika eti nilimuoa akiwa masikini huyo, kaleta jeuri...nikampiga chini. Wiki tatu baadaye eti namkuta barabarani anaendesha V8...Sijui kapata wapi jamani!!!

WEWE UMEUMBIWA MATESO...HANGAIKA..acha kushindana na wanawake....Mungu kawapebdelea ili waunogeshe ulimwegu. SOMA???

 

M

mafurikoyamoto

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Sep 13, 2013

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everlenk said:

Hahahah!! Inapendeza.....

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aki ya mungu ww utakuwa mchawi.

 

bullet

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Oct 31, 2009

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Katika kitabu fulani cha Chinua Achebe msichana alimwambia kijana:

"I have not seen
my days".

Yule kijana akamjibu "go and look for them"!!!

 

ipocku

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Feb 27, 2014

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• #16

hahaha

 

Kijana leo

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Apr 6, 2012

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namkumbuka mwali wangu wa biology pale wu jam, alisema, mwanamke si mtu wa kucheka nae, atakupita kwenye maendeleo, yeye ataolewa na kupewa magari n.k, na wewe utaolewa? tangia siku hiyo uwa nawaangalia tu na kuwagonga basi.

 

mamii2

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May 7, 2014

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Hahahahaha

 

the american dream

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Mar 25, 2013

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• #19

bullet said:

Katika kitabu fulani cha Chinua Achebe msichana alimwambia kijana:

"I have not seen
my days".

Yule kijana akamjibu "go and look for them"!!!

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Absolutely!

 

the american dream

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Mar 25, 2013

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Kijana leo said:

namkumbuka mwali wangu wa biology pale wu jam, alisema, mwanamke si mtu wa kucheka nae, atakupita kwenye maendeleo, yeye ataolewa na kupewa magari n.k, na wewe utaolewa? tangia siku hiyo uwa nawaangalia tu na kuwagonga basi.

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Go on

Wagonge mpaka basi but,just remember what goes around what comes around

Utafanikiwa kupata wife scrapper because wajandaluma kama wewe watakuwa washamgonga kila upande mbele mzoefu nyuma mwenyeji

Na Mungu atakubariki na mkeo atajifungua mtoto wa kike then ..................(rat race goes on)