At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honour, was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said, ''wow'', your wife has sent you a "KISS" before you begin your speech ;She must love you very much !"
The speaker replied, "You don't know my wife yet ; The letters stand for :"KEEP IT SHORT, STUPID ! " :embarrassed: