The 50 things about women that baffle men:

[Gajungi]

THE 50 THINGS ABOUT WOMEN THAT BAFFLE MEN:

1. Their mood swings
2. How shopping is more than just shopping, it's a social event
3. The time it takes them to get ready
4. Their ability to hold grudges
5. How they remember absolutely everything you say
6. Why they think men are mind readers
7. Why they say "I have nothing to wear" while standing in front of a full wardrobe
8. Their obsession with shoes
9. Why a handbag is so heavy and has so much stuff in it
10. Why a haircut and colour costs so much money
11. Their obsession with handbags
12. Why they go to the toilet in pairs
13. How they can sit in a hairdressers for three hours and not look any different
14. Hoarding cosmetics and toiletries
15. Hoarding things
16. Why they spend ages in a shop but still leave with nothing
17. Why they talk on the phone so much
18. Why they're always cold
19. Why they buy clothes but never wear them
20. Why buy clothes and try them on at home only to return them later
21. Why they wear shoes they can't walk in
22. Why they buy shoes and never wear them
23. Their love of candles
24. Why they clean so much when visitors are coming
25. Why they put extra pillows/cushions on the bed which they don't use when sleeping
26. What are 'fat days' and 'thin days'
27. How they can find it so difficult to understand the 'off-side' rule
28. Why they always want to talk about their feelings
29. Why they buy a salad when out for dinner then eat all your chips
30. Why they are always on a diet
31. Why they never go anywhere without makeup
32. Their love of Made in Chelsea and TOWIE
33. Why they bother painting their toenails in winter
34. Why they talk about soap characters like they know them personally
35. Why they actually enjoy wrapping presents
36. How they can read so many books
37. Why they have so many different shampoos in the shower
38. Why they make us empty the bins
39. Why they spend over an hour styling their hair
40. Why every pair of shoes matches a handbag
41. Why they always cry at films
42. Why they always fall asleep during a film
43. Why they can't live without chocolate
44. Why they talk about their outfit for an event weeks in advance
45. Why they care so much about the laundry being put in the washing basket and not on the floor
46. Why they wear makeup just to the local shop
47. Why they cry just for the sake of crying
48. Why they need to get into their pyjamas as soon as they get home from work
49. Why they wash up immediately after eating
50. Why they enjoy food shopping.

 

[Bill of Quantity]

why them?

Why why?

eenh!:wacko:

 

[afrodenzi]

ni hamsini tu???
hata sio nyingi.

 

[mangelengele]

ni hamsini tu???
hata sio nyingi.

Sio nyingi ndio lkn wapunguze
51. Kutembea na toilet paper kwenye poch zao
52. Kuhamishia vitu vya dreassinh table kwenye pochi
53. Kupendelea chupi nyeupe
54. Wakivaa suruali kuacha semu
flan ya chupi ionekane
55. Hupendelea nywele ambazo ni artificial
56. Wanathamini sana cku zao za kuzaliwa kiasi cha kuwa nazo hata nne kwa mwaka.
57. Walio wengi wanapenda smart phones
58. Wapenda kutuma na kutuniwa msg kuliko calls
59. Wanapenda chips kuliko chakula chochote
60. Vinywaji vyao ni Red's na Fanta
61. Hutembea barabarani wakila rollpop km ishara kuwa kula koni kwao co tatizo wawapo sita kwa sita.
62. Matukio wanayopenda kuhudhuria ni vichenpart na sendoff
63. Vipindi vyao vya kwenye runinga ni Chereko, nevana na tamthiria
64. Hawapo wazi kwenye mambo yao ya uhusiano, hata km ashawahi kutembea nao 50, km hajakwambia mmoja au wawili, bac atasema wewe ndo wa kwanza.
65. Hawapo wazi pia ktk mambo ya kingono, kila style anaweza sema hajawahi fanya umfundishe, kumbe hata ile ndogo anatoaga.
66. Wanapenda sana habari za udaku kuliko politics, sports na habari yingine. Hivyo magazeti yao makubwa ni Ijumaa, Uwazi, Kombora, Risasi, Kasheshe hahahahaha
67. Wanapenda kusikiliza bongoflava na blues kiliko hiphop na reggae
68. Walio wengi ni wanamitindo sio wanaharakati
69. Walio wengi wanapenda kusoma arts co science
70. Wengi wao wanapenda sana English kuliko Mathematics

 

[Rubi.]

Dawa ya moto ni moto! KAMa yanawakela na ninyi mfanye loh.

 

[Gajungi]

Sio nyingi ndio lkn wapunguze
51. Kutembea na toilet paper kwenye poch zao
52. Kuhamishia vitu vya dreassinh table kwenye pochi
53. Kupendelea chupi nyeupe
54. Wakivaa suruali kuacha semu
flan ya chupi ionekane
55. Hupendelea nywele ambazo ni artificial
56. Wanathamini sana cku zao za kuzaliwa kiasi cha kuwa nazo hata nne kwa mwaka.
57. Walio wengi wanapenda smart phones
58 Wapenda kutuma na kutuniwa msg kuliko calls
59. Wanapenda chips kuliko chakula chochote
60 Vinywaji vyao ni Red's na Fanta

Hivi ni kwa wanawake wa kibongo hasa hasa.

 

[kui]

Interesting!,........29 and 30 yahusu!

 

[Chimunguru]

Kutoa maagizo Kwa Dada wa kazi mkiwa getini mnaondoka na huchukua almost 5 minutes. Dk kumi baada ya kutoka home anakuambia nimesahau pochi ndogo na wao wanaziita wallet atakuambia ndo ina hela km hamrudi kuichukua mpe fisi

 

[LINDAIKEJI]

Naona mtupe ya kiswahili hii ni wazungu zaidi..

 

[LINDAIKEJI]

ni hamsini tu???
hata sio nyingi.

I thought being a woman is gender and character?ni wanaume gani wanaambiwaga una tabia za kike au mwanamke anaitwa jike dume?because the characters are distinguished and so in order to fit in a gender you have to have some elements.