A de La K
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A man dies and goes to hell.
Once there, he realizes that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.
At-the door-to German Hell, he is told: "First they put you in an-electric chair-for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of-the day."
He does not like the sound of that, so he checks out American Hell, Russian Hell and many more. They are all similarly gruesome.
However, at-the door-to Tanzanian Hell, a long line of people is-waiting to-get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First they put you in an-electric chair-for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Tanzanian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of-the day."
"But that's the same as the others," says the man. "Why are so many people-waiting to-get in?"
"Because of the power cuts, the-electric chair-does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable. And the Tanzanian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business."
Which would you choose? Lol...
Once there, he realizes that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.
At-the door-to German Hell, he is told: "First they put you in an-electric chair-for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of-the day."
He does not like the sound of that, so he checks out American Hell, Russian Hell and many more. They are all similarly gruesome.
However, at-the door-to Tanzanian Hell, a long line of people is-waiting to-get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First they put you in an-electric chair-for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Tanzanian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of-the day."
"But that's the same as the others," says the man. "Why are so many people-waiting to-get in?"
"Because of the power cuts, the-electric chair-does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable. And the Tanzanian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business."
Which would you choose? Lol...
